Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Nemesis X3,949 pages

Originally posted by General Kaliero
What's wrong with boobs?

I'm speaking in general. There's something very wrong with those boobs.

Nothing is wrong with breasts. If you were around mostly, you'd notice that conversation I had on which was better, breasts or booty? I chose breasts for they're less disgusting.

Don't be asking me that question, ask whoever drew it and her breasts don't look like that in the show I told ya.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Nothing is wrong with breasts. If you were around mostly, you'd notice that conversation I had on which was better, breasts or booty? I chose breasts for they're less disgusting.

I also choose breasts, because you don't sh*t out of them.

Did anyone figure out why men have nipples yet?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Nothing is wrong with breasts. If you were around mostly, you'd notice that conversation I had on which was better, breasts or booty? I chose breasts for they're less disgusting.

Don't be asking me that question, ask whoever drew it and her breasts don't look like that in the show I told ya.


Good lord, son. Have you never admired a shapely pair of hips?

And you may not have drawn it, but you chose it to evidently prove the anime was good, which means you think it was quality, which means that no matter how they look in the show, you thought they looked fine there.

That is a travesty to anatomy.

Also, Peach would fall for Haruhi before anyone else in that anime.

Originally posted by Peach
I actually prefer girls over guys, thanks.

Then let me rephrase that.

"And I'm sure Peach has the hots for Haruhi, Yuri, or Mikiru (or both) in Haruhi Suzumiya and yet she hangs with Kaliero."

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Nothing is wrong with breasts. If you were around mostly, you'd notice that conversation I had on which was better, breasts or booty? I chose breasts for they're less disgusting.

Don't be asking me that question, ask whoever drew it and her breasts don't look like that in the show I told ya.


Wait, I had to respond to this again. "Less disgusting" implies that you're choosing the lesser of two decisions you don't like.

Freud is intrigued.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Good lord, son. Have you never admired a shapely pair of hips?

I certainly have 😊

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Then let me rephrase that.

"And I'm sure Peach has the hots for Haruhi, Yuri, or Mikiru (or both) in Haruhi Suzumiya and yet she hangs with Kaliero."

Okay, so, just what is your point here?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Good lord, son. Have you never admired a shapely pair of hips?

YouTube video

crylaugh

What a resounding and pathetic no.

I was just joking there (though that was probably a bad idea). But seriously, no, I never saw what's so great about butts.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
YouTube video

crylaugh


you know, videos like this always make me think.

someone had to actually sit there, and, first, think up the idea in their head, to make that video, and then they had to sit there for who knows how long actually drawing the ****ing thing out. it just boggles my mind how people will spend time and effort creating shit

"hey lets spend all day creating a corny video fo claire refield shaking her for 40 seconds. lolKay."

edit- though its kind of justified if you read the description i guess.

EDIT- i feel old and crotchety for saying this.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I was just joking there (though that was probably a bad idea). But seriously, no, I never saw what's so great about butts.

You shall learn one day, young grasshopper.

Also you never answered me asking exactly what your point was before.

Originally posted by Peach
you never answered me asking exactly what your point was before.

The point I was making was that no matter how much you may love a fictional character, you'll always have that spot in your heart to like someone who is real and not live like a sad, lonely fanboy/girl for the rest of your life.

Okay, and so what did that have to do with anything that anyone said before?

Originally posted by Peach
Okay, and so what did that have to do with anything that anyone said before?

I'm done responding to your questions for it's clear that you never go back to even one page to know the answers you seek.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I'm done responding to your questions for it's clear that you never go back to even one page to know the answers you seek.

Except there are no answers.

Ms. Marvel said she didn't think the character was hot, you said "What if I said Asuka wasn't hot", she responded that you're silly, and then you went off on that little diatribe. It was out of nowhere and had nothing to do with anything.

I have a small theory on why men like butts. I have noticed that breasts kinda look like butts (if they're big enough). Men like ass because the chicks they hang out with are flat and since their booty is so big, they look like large breasts, the guys start to like it.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You're just like all the other women who detest shows that star hot fictional women. You always think us guys will fall for an anime (or comic book or videogame) chick over reality but we're really not like that (except for that one Japanese dude who married a videogame character although he is an outcast). ScreamPaste has the hots for Zelda but he mostly hangs with his goth-like girlfriends and I'm sure Peach has the hots for that Kyo person in Haruhi Suzumiya and yet she hangs with Kaliero. There's no need to be jealous, Marvel.

Referring to this? 'Cause honestly, it felt like it came out of nowhere to me. Not really relevant to the topic at hand.

Edit: And rather blatantly...ignorant, is the word I'm looking for?

its just nemesis X. its what he does!

*sigh* Look at all of you, flaunting your opinions around like it's the WoG or something. For shame, for shame.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I have a small theory on why men like butts. I have noticed that breasts kinda look like butts (if they're big enough). Men like ass because the chicks they hang out with are flat and since their booty is so big, they look like large breasts, the guys start to like it.

...the ****?

Honestly, men are attracted to the posterior due to evolution. Mating face-to-face is a relatively new concept for primates, and we still have that conditioning coded into our DNA.