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Gentlemen

I present you

What ShitPaste would be like if he were Link

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Gentlemen

I present you

What ShitPaste would be like if he were Link

YouTube video

I lol'd. Yeah, I actually did get drunk and lose my keys recently. 😐 there was no sex involved, though, and definitely no strap ons. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Really wish there was a redhead involved. I might not miss them so much.

http://boingboing.net/2010/03/10/man-marries-body-pil.html

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
http://boingboing.net/2010/03/10/man-marries-body-pil.html
Loser. at least he won't be spreading his genes in the gene pool.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Gentlemen

I present you

What ShitPaste would be like if he were Link

YouTube video

I like how he couldn't open a door with the Golden Gauntlets. πŸ˜†

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
I like how he couldn't open a door with the Golden Gauntlets. πŸ˜†
I like how you turn everything into some stupid effort to downplay Link.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I like how you turn everything into some stupid effort to downplay Link.

πŸ˜† I like how you say that everytime I prove Link isn't uber enough to compete with Dante, Kratos, and other characters.

A lot of us don't have much room to talk when it comes to downplaying anyhow. That said though, I lol'd at the door part too.

so I got monster hunter tri today

I like how Kratos can't open reinforced and locked doors despite being able to yank down the hydra's head.

link-rape

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I like how Kratos can't open reinforced and locked doors despite being able to yank down the hydra's head.

link-rape

I like how a group of knights and 7 old men took down Ganon with the full triforce.

gay_rage

πŸ˜† I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT!

I like how no one realizes how badass the Knight of Hyrule really were.

I've told them at least ten times. But they're like five year olds. They just pout about it and try to forget it happened.

I like how everyone can't stop hanging off Link's nuts.

tohslaugh

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I like how Kratos can't open reinforced and locked doors despite being able to yank down the hydra's head.

link-rape

Being unable to open wooden doors with the Golden Gauntlets is much worse than being unable to open reinforced doors.

gay_rage

I like how OoT > GoW trilogy.

http://www.dorkly.com/article/1371/halo-marines

I like how y'all need to shut up.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I like how OoT > GoW trilogy.

I like how the Marathon Trilogy > LoZ

super13

Link's are locked with metal chains. Kratos also fails to open what looks like a trapdoor with little more than a padlock.