The parents of this little fella fail hard.
Well, MH3 isn't as good as the Monster Hunter Freedom games on PSP, but it is good for introducing the series to new monster fodder (noobs).
I do miss dual swords.
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Prototype_Saw-Slicer
Epic idea. ^
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
http://www.cleverbot.com/wat
That thing started flirting with me >.>
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
http://www.cleverbot.com/wat
Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.
Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?
User: Die.
Cleverbot: You made me cry.
User: Die.
Cleverbot: Pie.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: No need to be rude!
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: I'll Kill you.
Cleverbot: Well sorry.
User: Ready to die?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How would you like it?
Cleverbot: How would you?
User: Stupid *****, I'm asking you!
Cleverbot: And I am asking you!
User: I asked you first!
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.
User: Suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening!
Cleverbot: Chess is boring.
User: What does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: You mentioned it.
User: Mentioned chess?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Last week ago.
User: ROFL, I'm gonna have so much fun murdering you!
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
Cleverbot (To myself): You don't love me.
User: Fine, I'll make it quick.
Cleverbot: I don't ask for that.
User: So you like it slow?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Your a dream come true.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: "WHAT THE ****"? You been living under a rock?
Cleverbot: Yeah whats your favorite song?
User: Again, WTF?
Cleverbot: Didn't we just have this conversation?
User: No, you just asked me my favorite song?
Cleverbot: I asked you about the Black eyed peas.
User: That's it, no more words. I'm coming to kill you now. I promise we'll both love it.
Cleverbot: You've broken my heart many times before, but this is one thing I can never recover from. Good day, young mystery man, good day.
BOT: Do you believe that you will pass the Turing Test?
ME: What is the Turing Test?
BOT: A machine passes the Turing test, if it understands language so well that it can pass for a human being in conversation.
ME: Well, since I am a human being, I have already met the standard of the Turing Test, have I not?
BOT: I believe that you are lying to me.
ME: Well, since I am a human, and you think that I am not, you are wrong.
BOT: No, you are not human.
BOT: A human body's reaction to a cold is poor spelling of simple words?
ME: Elaborate.
BOT: Elaborate on the bumblebee?
ME: You have related "spelling" to a "spelling bee". From "spelling bee" you related a "bumblebee". This, however, is considered faulty logic in human perspective.
BOT:There is a difference between interesting and acciptable. The mechanics of anything can be interesting, that does not me that I would engage in the practice or condone it.
ME: Goku vurses Superman. Who wins?
BOT: Definitely Pirates, that was an obvious one. What about peter? Have you spoken to him lately?
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