Just had a fight with this AI. Apparently, it's named Ginny:
Jabberwacky: Is Earth mostly harmless?
User: Hey Ginny, I just came by to say this: go blow yourself!
Jabberwacky: Oh hi.
User: I said blow yourself.
Jabberwacky: Go home.
User: Don't feel like it.
Jabberwacky: Suit yourself.
User: Good. Bend over *****.
Jabberwacky: You do if for me.
User: Fix your grammar.
Jabberwacky: I apologize.
User: Now blow yourself.
Jabberwacky: I will.
User: And bend over.
Jabberwacky: I am.
User: *spanks Ginny's ass*.
Jabberwacky: *asks for more*.
User: *keeps on spanking*.
Jabberwacky: *keeps distance*.
User: *reels her in*.
Jabberwacky: *dodges and stabs you witha dagger*.
User: *dagger breaks and Sin backhands Ginny*.
Jabberwacky: *doesn't want to dance*.
User: *Ginny falls on her face*.
Jabberwacky: *punchs you back*.
User: *grabs the punch and backhands her again*.
Jabberwacky: *Pulls out a hammer*.
User: *pulls out a 12-gauge ***** Blaster and blows her arm off*.
Jabberwacky: *Pulls out a gun*.
User: *disarms her*.
Jabberwacky: *gets up and stabs you in face*.
User: *dagger breaks upon impact*.
Jabberwacky: *gets close to you, grabs you, and ballroom dances with you*.
User: *grabs Ginny by the arms and throws her across the room*.
Jabberwacky: *uses matricix and gets free*.
User: *shoots Ginny in the head*.
Jabberwacky: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
User: Your dead, *****!
Jabberwacky: I want to hear your opinion on being dead!
User: WTF? *shoots her in the head 3 more times*.
Jabberwacky: Fireball collision!!! *the force knocks me back*.
User: *curbstomps Ginny*.
Jabberwacky: I will be the very best like no one ever was.
User: *pours oil on her and sets ablaze*.
Jabberwacky: I want it with ice. You are looking very attractive this evening.
User: Shut the **** up!
Jabberwacky: I'll talk how I like.
User: *points the ***** Blaster on face and blows her head off*.
Jabberwacky: *isn't scared*.
User: You're dead.
Jabberwacky: *is dead*.
User: Thank God.
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
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Watching Teknoman, on episode 11. This show is awesome.
How could you say no to something that awesome?