Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by BloodRain
She makes the law of nature cry >__> really hoping that its a troll, or wow..

Che.. GK's lucky 🙁

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090704222642AAi27sH

If this female is not trolling, I demand her, and everyone who shares her DNA be exterminated before the stupid infects us all.

If your baby doesn't resemble the parents, it is not the man who cheated. haermm

My gawd

.......

Yet she's still smarter then the average Twifag 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090704222642AAi27sH

If this female is not trolling, I demand her, and everyone who shares her DNA be exterminated before the stupid infects us all.

If your baby doesn't resemble the parents, it is not the man who cheated. haermm

Doesn't Arnold Schwarzenegger give birth to a baby in a movie? haermm

~ Obvious idiot is obvious.

The people who replied are even more idiotic for replying to such a question.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
My gawd

.......

Yet she's still smarter then the average Twifag 😐

Wow. Surely there must be some epic examples to demonstrate this?

It's just like typical fanboi/girl bullshittery, but taken to a godly level.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Wow. Surely there must be some epic examples to demonstrate this?

They think Stephanie Meyer > Stephen King and that he's jealous of Meyer's success.

My faith in humanity isn't low enough to believe that they are any more stupid than that woman.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Wow. Surely there must be some epic examples to demonstrate this?

Read what I posted.

Also, some Twifags believe Edward can kill the Hulk because they think he has iron skin.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
They think Stephanie Meyer > Stephen King and that he's jealous of Meyer's success.

Well, not that King is the best author in existence...but yeah. They tend to think that SMeyer is the best writer in the world and that Bella and Edward are a totally romantic awesome couple.

Even though SMeyer needs to be beaten with a writing manual, her editors need to be fired, and Bella and Edward is a good example of a manipulative, emotionally abusive relationship where one of them is a spineless twit and the other is a stalker.

So. Yeah.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Read what I posted.

Also, some Twifags believe Edward can kill the Hulk because they think he has iron skin.

This requires a link.

Like rite nao.

She's a troll, she trolled the ****ing world with her shitty books.

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

This is pretty brilliant. It's in four parts, basically summarizing Twilight. In a very snarky manner, of course.

It also points out how the books are very thinly veiled Mormon propaganda.

I will be stealing those epic screencaps. Thank you good sir.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

If you're feeling particularly masochistic. It's like an archive where all of them come together.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
This requires a link.

Like rite nao.

YouTube video

Originally posted by FinalAnswer

Good Lord! I'm not even too sure if there's any facepalm that describe this shit. It's the fans that make me hate Twilight even more than I already do.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Well, our planet is ripe for exterminatus. Someone call the Imperium of Man and tell 'em we have the worst xeno infestation since Simia Orilchae.

Nah.

Just awaken Cthulhu, who will immediately destroy his bastard grandchildren (Meyer was inspired by King, who was inspired by Lovecraft)