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Started by ScreamPaste3,949 pages

Originally posted by LLLLLink
All of you are so bland. You are just jealous that you are unable to handle the charge obtained by eating one of these amazing chips.

Are you gonna tell me how to get a hard-on from some bones? ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I once chopped up and snorted a jalapeno pepper on a dare, I can handle pretty much any flavour, BUT, S&V chips are grody. I imagine someone in a factory is paid to jerk off on them or something.

I eat habaneros and chipotle jalapenos for fun. I can handle "charge." Salt and vinegar is simply a hideous combination for what should be popped gleefully into a mouth.

That's what I think about Sour Cream and Onion flavor.

Also, lol @ you guys giving examples to prove yourselves. I wasn't serious.

Sour Cream and Onion is ftw.

Also, if you snorted a jalepeno, you'd brag too. Never do it, btw.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sour Cream and Onion is ftw.

Also, if you snorted a jalepeno, you'd brag too. Never do it, btw.

Naw, SC&O is lame. Also, too late on the peppers. I used to sell seeds at the store I worked at . I got dared to deeply inhale the Habenero jar. I got sent home from work because my face was red and swollen, lol.

If you guys ever try to get rid of Salt and Vinegar chips, I will do everything in my power to stop you. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Naw, SC&O is lame. Also, too late on the peppers. I used to sell seeds at the store I worked at . I got dared to deeply inhale the Habenero jar. I got sent home from work because my face was red and swollen, lol.

If you guys ever try to get rid of Salt and Vinegar chips, I will do everything in my power to stop you. ๐Ÿ˜

LOL.

It didn't feel funny at the time...

haermm

It's funny, trust me.

I remember hanging over the toilet minutes after I did it. Every hole in my face was pouring liquid. I had a string of snot 3 ft long. It looked like a glass rod was coming out of my nose, cuz it was so thick and crystal clear.

...TMI?

NEEH, I can relate. I actually chopped up a pepper and got it in meh nose. Was a BAD DAY. haermm

Pepper+Nose=Awesomeday?haermm

Oh dude, it felt sooooo bad. My sinuses were pretty upset with me, I think. I didn;t even know my head had that much mucus in it.

Weak, guys, weak. I knew a dude who would rub jalapeno into his eyes.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Weak, guys, weak. I knew a dude who would rub jalapeno into his eyes.
That sounds like a terrible idea.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I didn't even know my head had that much mucus in it.

Same thoughts for me. I was like, "Where the hell is all this coming from?!"

You know what? I'm about to go buy me some S&V chips.

AG, is your friend blind?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That sounds like a terrible idea.

It is, if you don't have some kind of a weird immunity to spicy stuff.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
It is, if you don't have some kind of a weird immunity to spicy stuff.

I think your friend may have been faking, bro. Acid+Eyes=Awesomeday, didn't you know?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
I think your friend may have been faking, bro. Acid+Eyes=Awesomeday, didn't you know?

No, I'm pretty sure he wasn't. There are people who actually get burns on their skin from lemon juice. He probably was just on another side of the spectrum.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
No, I'm pretty sure he wasn't. There are people who actually get burns on their skin from lemon juice. He probably was just on another side of the spectrum.

Well, durn! He's got powers, man! Btw, do you like Salt and Vinegar chips?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Well, durn! He's got powers, man! Btw, do you like Salt and Vinegar chips?

Salt and Vinegar chips? Never heard of such a thing, but it sounds pretty nasty.