Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by NemeBro3,949 pages

Originally posted by Peach
Do you think that sex is just this like...magical thing where nothing goes wrong? Cos, yeah, it isn't.
It is when it's with a unicorn.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Democrat.

George Bush.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Sex is hysterically accident-prone. It's also about as liquid-coated as you can get without jumping into a body of water.

Definitely going to agree on both parts, here.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Great success! She finally let me put up this one. Enjoy.

Ms. Marvel!


😍

Originally posted by Peach
Oh I know how lucky I am 😊

He's been reading the thread as well, genius.

And I'm just curious because of your attitude about anything sexual, acting like it's all something that's wrong and disgusting and to be ashamed of. Which it's not.

Do you think that sex is just this like...magical thing where nothing goes wrong? Cos, yeah, it isn't.

When did I think sex is magical? I know the errors in sex. Have sex and there is a high chance the woman you've been doing is pregnant. Even if you wear a condom, chances are it'll break and when you have sex, you might get diseases and from what I can tell, sex can be painful.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
When did I think sex is magical? I know the errors in sex. Have sex and there is a high chance the woman you've been doing is pregnant. Even if you wear a condom, chances are it'll break and when you have sex, you might get diseases and from what I can tell, sex can be painful.

Boy, talk about missing the point...

On a serious note Ms Marvel is pretty cute.

TELL HER I SAID SO BLAX! estahuh

Ahh.. Poor Nemesis. "ZOMG IDI I HAZ SEX MIGHT HAVE BABIES ABND THEN COULDN'T PLAY RESITENDT EVIL ALL DAY"

Also.. Just sayin, bu, Ms MArvel is Preeettty XD

Dun kill meh, Blax. :c

Edit: SCREW YOU, NEMEBOR

Originally posted by Nemesis X
When did I think sex is magical? I know the errors in sex. Have sex and there is a high chance the woman you've been doing is pregnant. Even if you wear a condom, chances are it'll break and when you have sex, you might get diseases and from what I can tell, sex can be painful.

Independent.

1) NemeBro, masturbating in class? That's manly. GJ!

2) Ms. Marvel? DO WANT

3) Robot Unicorn Attack is amazing

4) I would masturbate with one hand while watching porn playing Super Metroid with the other hand.

5) Peach+GK = winz.

6) Nemesis X, you take stereotypes to the next level.

7) I never use the AC in my car but at least I'm not a hippy like Shin.

Edit: about to change my KMC wiki picture so I can seduce Ms. Marvel properly.

I don't care if you gaiz stalk her forever. You'll have to fight her boyfriend not me. D:

It's kind of ossum how you decided to just wtfSummarize the last like three pages Cyner.

Yeah, Ms. Marvel is rather cute indeed.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
When did I think sex is magical? I know the errors in sex. Have sex and there is a high chance the woman you've been doing is pregnant. Even if you wear a condom, chances are it'll break and when you have sex, you might get diseases and from what I can tell, sex can be painful.

Sit down and listen, kid, because I have a feeling this is the most sex ed you've ever had.

1. The chances of getting pregnant even without using any sort of birth control are about one in three. And that's assuming that the guy finishes while still inside the girl.

2. Condoms are 98% effective with perfect use, about 90% effective with average use, and rarely break unless you are doing it wrong. Never known anyone to have had a condom break on them, and yes, my friends and I discuss sex rather openly and frankly.

3. If you take precautions, use protection, discuss your history with your partner, and get tested, then you do not need to worry about catching anything.

4. It can be painful. If you're doing it wrong. Going slowly and using lube is your friend. And you know what? For some people, a bit of pain isn't a bad thing.

5. You completely missed my point. You talk about masturbation as though it's something shameful and disgusting. How is sex any different? It's not.

D:

Originally posted by Cyner
1) NemeBro, masturbating in class? That's manly. GJ!

2) Ms. Marvel? DO WANT

3) Robot Unicorn Attack is amazing

4) I would masturbate with one hand while watching porn playing Super Metroid with the other hand.

5) Peach+GK = winz.

6) Nemesis X, you take stereotypes to the next level.

7) I never use the AC in my car but at least I'm not a hippy like Shin.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I don't care if you gaiz stalk her forever. You'll have to fight her boyfriend not me. D:

It's kind of ossum how you decided to just wtfSummarize the last like three pages Cyner.

I'm Irish, will win. estahuh

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I don't care if you gaiz stalk her forever. You'll have to fight her boyfriend not me. D:
Unless it's Sean Connery, will battle.

If it IS Sean Connery, will fight Marvel for him. estahuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ahh.. Poor Nemesis. "ZOMG IDI I HAZ SEX MIGHT HAVE BABIES ABND THEN COULDN'T PLAY RESITENDT EVIL ALL DAY"

As the French said to the British during their conflict, "Pluck you."

Nemesis X, you take stereotypes to the next level.

Indeed I do.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
As the French said to the British during their conflict, "Pluck you."

Indeed I do.

the English said that to the French, moron.*

Worth asking... which conflict? The French and English have been mortal nemeses since the dawn of time.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
the English said that to the French, moron.*

I don't think the English were the ones cutting off French people's plucking fingers.

Bill Cosby was on Lopez Tonight...tonight. Still as funny as ever, I might add.