Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
For some reason you saying "this is true" makes me giggle.

I think Nemesis is just an overly protected kid. Have any of you guys seen Moral Orel?

...😂 why? 😛

And yeah, I guess, but, uh, I was a pretty sheltered kid myself. As was GK. And...well, yeah 😛 And a little bit, but I really don't watch any TV at all.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I think Nemesis is just an overly protected kid. Have any of you guys seen Moral Orel?

Originally posted by NemeBro
I masturbated in my English teacher's class this year.

Just because I could.

/truestory

Originally posted by NemeBro
I masturbated in my English teacher's class this year.

Just because I could.

/truestory

Just because? Not any particular book to set up the mood?

A freshman got caught in our school's ISS last year doing it. I heard he had slammed the bottom of the desk while doing it and the ISS lady had him hold out his hands, then told him to stand up. I'm thinking he transferred schools. haermm

Originally posted by Peach
Nope. Because it's a normal thing. It's not weird or shameful or wrong or anything like that.

I could shatter your mind into so many pieces right now, if I were so inclined to do so.

It messes up your shorts and it's disgusting. That's what I call a flaw.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
For some reason you saying "this is true" makes me giggle.

I think Nemesis is just an overly protected kid. Have any of you guys seen Moral Orel?

My dad doesn't drink and he isn't a hunter so I doubt he's gonna go all Dick Cheney on me.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I masturbated in my English teacher's class this year.

Just because I could.

/truestory

Does the book that your class is assigned to read have kids in it?

Great success! She finally let me put up this one. Enjoy.

Ms. Marvel!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
It messes up your shorts and it's disgusting. That's what I call a flaw.

My dad doesn't drink and he isn't a hunter so I doubt he's gonna go all Dick Cheney on me.

Does the book that your class is assigned to read have kids in it?

2. Is he gonna beat you with his belt at least?

3. Prolly. Didn't use book though.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Great success! She finally let me put up this one. Enjoy.

Ms. Marvel!

*Saves to computer for tonight* 131

Originally posted by Nemesis X
It messes up your shorts and it's disgusting. That's what I call a flaw.

I must ask - do you ever plan on having sex at any point in your life?

Cos it's sure not all sparkles and roses.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Oh **** yeah Seaking!!!

*Saves to computer for tonight* 131

You have no idea how much effort it took to post that picture specifically. She wanted to use these other lames ones but that's my favorite of the ones I took.

Now quick, let's get to the next page before Scream and the others see it so that they can be denied! D:

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Great success! She finally let me put up this one. Enjoy.

Ms. Marvel!

Cute pic 😊

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You have no idea how much effort it took to post that picture specifically. She wanted to use these other lames ones but that's my favorite of the ones I took.

Now quick, let's get to the next page before Scream and the others see it so that they can be denied! D:

<3 you.

Originally posted by NemeBro
2. Is he gonna beat you with his belt at least?

3. Prolly. Didn't use book though.

2. Fool, this ain't the Boondocks. He'd use a hangar.

3. K.

Hmm someone seems to have made a smart edit and removed #1

Hey, Nemesis, I asked you something.

Originally posted by Peach
I must ask - do you ever plan on having sex at any point in your life?

Cos it's sure not all sparkles and roses.

Lana, you are so hardcore. mmm

GK is lucky to have you. But not as lucky as you are to have him. 🙁

Originally posted by Peach
Hey, Nemesis, I asked you something.

Well until I meet the right woman and am in my 20's or 30's, I'll think about it. Hmmm, a woman asking me questions involving sex and is eager for me to answer...Does Kaliero know what's going on here?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well until I meet the right woman and am in my 20's or 30's, I'll think about it. Hmmm, a woman asking me questions involving sex and is eager for me to answer...Does Kaliero know what's going on here?

Democrat.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Lana, you are so hardcore. mmm

GK is lucky to have you. But not as lucky as you are to have him. 🙁

Oh I know how lucky I am 😊

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well until I meet the right woman and am in my 20's or 30's, I'll think about it. Hmmm, a woman asking me questions involving sex and is eager for me to answer...Does Kaliero know what's going on here?

He's been reading the thread as well, genius.

And I'm just curious because of your attitude about anything sexual, acting like it's all something that's wrong and disgusting and to be ashamed of. Which it's not.

Do you think that sex is just this like...magical thing where nothing goes wrong? Cos, yeah, it isn't.

Sex is hysterically accident-prone. It's also about as liquid-coated as you can get without jumping into a body of water.