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Started by MooCowofJustice3,949 pages

Bovine of JUSTICE! seems relatively inappropriate for a gravestone.

Holy crap, some crazy old Mexican was wielding a machete and was chasing people around with it. And this wasn't even far from my neighborhood. It happened around a fast food taco joint (not Taco Bell btw) last week.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Holy crap, some crazy old Mexican was wielding a machete and was chasing people around with it. And this wasn't even far from my neighborhood. It happened around a fast food taco joint (not Taco Bell btw) last week.

At the very least you could provide a link or something.

Originally posted by The Scenario
At the very least you could provide a link or something.

Here's the link:

http://www.popfi.com/2010/06/29/81-year-old-machete-vigilante/

This guy is nuts.

Originally posted by Phanteros
That goes with the games. If the main character doesn't even show growth, then what does that say about his game?

Hell, In Dante Inferno(GoW son game), Dante shown more levels of maturity.

True enough. Though you can start off with rather immature brat as a main character & a plot-line that demonstrates maturity, the main character still should show some character development.

That said, I don't know if Link typically demonstrates any character development. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Originally posted by Phanteros
He's better than Bayonetta( or Shitonetta) Flat character with now development at all. To where Kratos at least show some growth.

DMC Dante is a better character than Bayonetta, ๐Ÿ˜ and as a character, he's one of the shittiest I've seen. Outside of the little he has in DMC3, he has virtually no character development at all.
Bringing Bayonetta into this doesn't really say anything.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Bovine of JUSTICE! seems relatively inappropriate for a gravestone.

"Here lies [insert name here], a beloved champion of JUSTICE! and the bovine compatriot of Captain America" ?
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Originally posted by Phanteros
That goes with the games. If the main character doesn't even show growth, then what does that say about his game?

Hell, In Dante Inferno(GoW son game), Dante shown more levels of maturity.

No it doesn't. ๐Ÿ˜

It would if what Kratos did was considered by the game to be a POSITIVE thing, but it is quite the contrary, Kratos himself being a selfish, immature character does not make the plotline immature.

And at least Kratos has SOME development, what does Link have?

Also note that shit happening to a character is not development.

Edit: Also DP, I have at times debated Quan before you even joined this forum. ๐Ÿ˜›

Meh. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Can't really say I'm beloved. Definitely not worthy of being a bovine compatriot of Captain America.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
True enough. Though you can start off with rather immature brat as a main character & a plot-line that demonstrates maturity, the main character still should show some character development.

That said, I don't know if Link typically demonstrates any character development. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

DMC Dante is a better character than Bayonetta, ๐Ÿ˜ and as a character, he's one of the shittiest I've seen. Outside of the little he has in DMC3, he has virtually no character development at all.
Bringing Bayonetta into this doesn't really say anything.

"Here lies [insert name here], a beloved champion of JUSTICE! and the bovine compatriot of Captain America" ?
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When did I bring DMC Dante in?

Wind Waker was probably the only time Link got any character development, and that only because of his ridiculously expressive face.

When I argued with Quan he said Inferno Dante can beat Kratos without even posting feats for him. instead his excuse that the devil this and that. Horse shit

Link has more stones than a mountain range. I'm going to call that character development.

Kratos>Dante(DMC)>Bayonetta>Link>Dante(DI)

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Link has more stones than a mountain range. I'm going to call that character development.
You don't actually know what the word development means, then?

Also, Nemesis, Bayonetta and Dante rest firmly at the back of that list, and the cosmic shovel should not be on it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Edit: Also DP, I have at times debated Quan before you even joined this forum. ๐Ÿ˜›

Yet you now point out that he is not very bright? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Meh. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Can't really say I'm beloved. Definitely not worthy of being a bovine compatriot of Captain America.

It's your gravestone. You can have it say whatever you want. You can even say you were the bovine with the longest schlong this side of the Meridian.

Alternatively, I can simply pay off the gravestone makers, and have it say whatever I want. 313

Originally posted by Phanteros
When did I bring DMC Dante in?

I brought in DMC Dante to address you bringing in Bayonetta to justify Link as a character. Which was a pretty pointless thing to do considering Bayonetta is even shittier than Dante, who himself is shitty.

Originally posted by Phanteros
When I argued with Quan he said Inferno Dante can beat Kratos without even posting feats for him. instead his excuse that the devil this and that. Horse shit

Yeah, as you no doubt know now, he doesn't debate. He just states his opinion, ignores evidence and logic, and re-states his opinion.

EDIT: Sorry for the dooble-post.

Who here has played Okami?

Originally posted by NemeBro
the cosmic shovel should not be on it.

You know, I get the reasoning for calling Link by such a name and all. But why of all tools did you pick a shovel? ๐Ÿ˜

Brilliant idea: A gauntlet for War from Darksiders should be made. And it should be called "War, what is he good for?" Then, we fill it with characters he simply cannot defeat, and everyone posts "Absolutely nothing. Say it again!"

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You know, I get the reasoning for calling Link by such a name and all. But why of all tools did you pick a shovel? ๐Ÿ˜
Because of the joke that Link with his mighty shovel is apparently invincible, seemed right.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Because of the joke that Link with his mighty shovel is apparently invincible, seemed right.

Ah I see. Is very appropriate.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
EDIT: Sorry for the dooble-post.

Who here has played Okami?


I have played Okami. Brilliant game, at least on PS2.