Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by NemeBro
BUT GAIZ!

EDWARDZ HAD A HUNDREAD YEERZ TO LERN HOW TO WUV!

And is just a classy gu...dammit, I can't even finish that line when I'm mocking it.

Frakkin' abusive, manipulative, stalker of a love interest >_>

And why does no one seem to care that he's supposedly over a hundred, and Bella ain't over 18? There's teachers getting their balls busted for ten or twenty years, Edward's WAY beyond that.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Doesn't he still fail at it?

He bit the pillows and covered her in feathers. As far as I'm concerned, that proves he really wants c*ck.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
The books cock blocked everyone by cutting out the only possible redeeming quality,

Robbie makes up for it with his sheer awesomeness though.

Which is better than the movie screwing over everyone by making the book inherently superior.

Not even Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee could make up for Kristin's inadequacy.
That's right, I said it. 313

Originally posted by Seth Wynd
And is just a classy gu...dammit, I can't even finish that line when I'm mocking it.

Frakkin' abusive, manipulative, stalker of a love interest >_>

And why does no one seem to care that he's supposedly over a hundred, and Bella ain't over 18? There's teachers getting their balls busted for ten or twenty years, Edward's WAY beyond that.

"Edward's in your mind, stealing your sanity" ? mmm

Lol - It would make my day is Quanchi came back and started arguing that Twilight is original XD

Originally posted by MadMel
Lol - It would make my day is Quanchi came back and started arguing that Twilight is original XD

I wonder what he would use for such a claim...The book covers?

Originally posted by MadMel
Lol - It would make my day is Quanchi came back and started arguing that Twilight is original XD

How many times have you seen a vampire sparkle before Twilight?

On that note, I want everyone to know the Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner(or whatever the hell its called) is point blank the biggest waste of trees to ever exist.

The fact that nobody has ever been capable of destroying everything that is a vampire so effectively and efficiently.

You guys know that Pattinson is supposedly related to Vlad the impaler right?

That's ghey. Really. Really. Ghey.

Twilight ruins everything.

considering Vlad the Impaler never had children - LOL!

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You guys know that Pattinson is supposedly related to Vlad the impaler right?

That's ghey. Really. Really. Ghey.

Twilight ruins everything.

Originally posted by MadMel
considering Vlad the Impaler never had children - LOL!

he had brothers at least.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
"Edward's in your mind, stealing your sanity" ? mmm

What little I have left is probably the only amount he's competent enough to steal >_>

Don't have an opinion on Pattinson himself.

It's the inescapable association that has now come to one of my favorite warrior kings of old.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
he had brothers at least.

Who also got killed. Mercia was overthrown, had his eyes gouged out, and was buried alive (at like, 17, just a little harsh), and Radu the Beautiful died of syphilis, which amuses me for some reason.

He doesn't have to be directly descended anyway. Which he isn't. Probably from some cousin's side or whatever.

True. Radu was obviously sexing it up.

So guys like twilight killed someone. O:

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224

I'm sure there are plenty of Twilight related deaths out there. Like people cutting themselves to death 😬

I'm sure all the aneurysms don't get reported...

Originally posted by mechagoomba
So guys like twilight killed someone. O:

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224

Can't say I blame the guy.