Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Bro SMASH3,949 pages

Where do I go to post vs. matches including cartoon characters?

otf lol

Wow! Thanks for telling me.

They need to create a Cartoon Versus thread or something.

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
google "autofellatio"

I wonder if a woman can auto-cunnilingus herself mmm

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I wonder if a woman can auto-cunnilingus herself mmm
Rare but possible.

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/plotsummary

I've seen it, and laughed. It was kinda corny, but funny.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The first Mortal Kombat was awesome my good sir.

That is admittedly a redeeming feature.

It's not a different direction, it doesn't have anything in common with the series except a few names. It's not Mortal Kombat.


I know. Hence why I said it will always be a cult classic. ๐Ÿ˜›

Eh, I see where you're coming from, but I didn't really mind some characters having different origins founded in realism (as long as they don't give an absurd explanation to someone like Goro, such as saying he surgically stapled two extra arms to himself or somethin'๐Ÿ˜‰. Despite being extremely differently looking though, the characters portrayed in the trailer still had the same main features as in the games (Baraka with forearm blades, Reptile eating his victims' heads, etc.), and the "tournament" was still a main part of the storyline as well, so it felt Mortal Kombat'y enough to me. Had more of teh gore and gruesome fatalities too that both PG-13 movies lacked. If Rebirth gets made, it'll be the R-rated MK film that fans have waited for for the longest time.

I mostly dislike the mystical element being taken out.

Cause, you know, that was a pretty big part of the games.

You ever fap to a piece of hentai you like, then notice some scat in it and can no longer look at it the same way again?

****ing sucks man.

Lol.

Did you know that Robert Pattinson was harassed by a group of fangirls who cut themselves for him?

And that because of that he now has a fear of AIDS?

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
otf lol

Um, no. Vs. threads are not allowed there.

Well are they allowed in the Animation/CGI thread?

No. There isn't anywhere on KMC they're allowed.

What?? Oh come on! Okay, where can I make a suggestion or something? Because a Cartoon Versus forum needs to be made.

EDIT: Nevermind. I found it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Did you know that Robert Pattinson was harassed by a group of fangirls who cut themselves for him?

And that because of that he now has a fear of AIDS?

What, did they spray their blood all over him?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Did you know that Robert Pattinson was harassed by a group of fangirls who cut themselves for him?

And that because of that he now has a fear of AIDS?

Robbie should run them over with his car.

Originally posted by Peach
Um, no. Vs. threads are not allowed there.

i know ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/plotsummary

Good God in Hell!

Hey have any of you guys tried the new darkspawn chronicles thing for dragon age. I was thinking about getting it because it sounds pretty awesome.