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Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Chuck Norris then.

And how many mods are on KMC?

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Fire Ninja
And this guy:

YouTube video

😆 😂 🤣 😱 💃

Jackson>>>>>>>Norris

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

LOL.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Jackson>>>>>>>Norris

Chuck Norris

Samuel Jackson...I would have gone lower to show that Norris is just that much above him but there's not enough space in existence to show that.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Chuck Norris

Samuel Jackson...I would have gone lower to show that Norris is just that much above him but there's not enough space in existence to show that.

Jackson can crush all omniverses in existence with the weight of a single nuthair on his massive balls.

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted

yeah but Chuck's balls are more massive.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Fool! That white man's little pecker is nothing to a real piece of meat like Jackson!

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Jackson can crush all omniverses in existence with the weight of a single nuthair on his massive balls.

It's a shame that Latanya Richardson took his manhood.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

ROTFLMAOLOLOMGWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Ninja Balloooooooooooooon

The irony is that all those Chuck Norris jokes can be replicated by superman.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Fire Ninja
The irony is that all those Chuck Norris jokes can be replicated by superman.

The irony is that people wear Superman PJs to bed but Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs to bed.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Supes ain't got jackshit on Sam J!

Fire Ninja Balloooooooooooooon

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Supes ain't got jackshit on Sam J!
I'm being serious, supes is a "Hax0rsaruz".

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Fool! That white man's little pecker is nothing to a real piece of meat like Jackson!

I don'tsee Chuck getting eaten by fish, or dinosaurs.. or anything else. he was only beaten by Bruce Lee.. a fight that he threw!

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Fool! That white man's little pecker is nothing to a real piece of meat like Jackson!

Let's compare: Samuel Jackson enjoys playing golf on his free time; Chuck Norris on the other hand did karate with a record of 65–5 (having avenged all of his defeats), and Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. Hmm...golfer or 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master...decisions, decisions.

Fire Ninja Balloooooooooooooon

Sonic vs superman in a race.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Superman wins via DC ass PIS.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Let's compare: Samuel Jackson enjoys playing golf on his free time; Chuck Norris on the other hand did karate with a record of 65–5 (having avenged all of his defeats), and Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. Hmm...golfer or 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master...decisions, decisions.
Considering the belt was in Tae Kwon Do, yeah, he sucks. Tae Kwon Do fails as a martial art.

Venomous Yoshi The Best Yoshi

Originally posted by Venomous Yoshi
It's amazing how people could be so obssessed with Chuck Norris.

Honestly, I don't see anything "cool" about him.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Samuel L. Jackson is where the ill is at!