Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Heythere,Honey3,949 pages

I enjoy doing it more with my underwear on TBH. 😐

EDIT: This might be because my nails dig into it when they're not on.

I just had to stop by this thread now.

gay_rage

Heck yes there's rage.

You're not Batman!

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Speaking of masturbation, I personally think everyone has a unique style in doing it.

Considering how many in the world there are that masturbate, I have my doubts.

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]Considering how many in the world there are that masturbate, I have my doubts. [/B]

explain your logic

What needs to be explained? It makes complete sense.

masturbation is not an interesting topic people.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
masturbation is not an interesting topic people.
I disagree, rarely is there a more interesting topic.

Ever fallen asleep while masturbating and woken up with your hand still in your pants?

asleep as in woke up hours later or dozed off?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
asleep as in woke up hours later or dozed off?
Both have happened to me, so will say either one.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ever fallen asleep while masturbating and woken up with your hand still in your pants?

Umm, no?

Liar

I once fell asleep masturbating and woke up in Sweden. No lie.

You guys are so weird.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Liar

I once fell asleep masturbating and woke up in Sweden. No lie.

You tried masturbating on a plane or something?
Thought you could join the mile high club did you? 313

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ever fallen asleep while masturbating and woken up with your hand still in your pants?
Yeah, has happened alot actually.

My play-time in videogames is regularly over 60 hours, and not because the games are that long. 😐

I thought there was a law that if you jerk off in public, you get arrested or is that outside Swedish jurisdictions?