Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Peach3,949 pages
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Ironic, considering that overdone makeup is typically a sign of lost innocence.

Yep. It's where the whole virgin/whore dichotomy comes in. Feigned innocence is incredibly attractive, for some reason.

...and I'm not going to deny taking advantage of that fact ๐Ÿ˜›

I'm a really weird dude.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Then you aren't a human. Or rather you've mentally excised a portion of evolutionary survival instinct.

How is admiring someone's hind quarters a survival instinct?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
How is admiring someone's hind quarters a survival instinct?

Like I said, the human mind is hardwired to find large breasts and wide hips attractive. Larger hips on a woman is supposed to mean easier childbearing, which means that they're more likely to safely have children that will (hopefully) survive to adulthood. It's actually because theoretically they can have many children safely so that a few will survive to adulthood, though in this day that's less necessary than it used to be. That biological instinct still exists, though.

Hence, evolution basically insists that guys find boobs and ass hot.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
How is admiring someone's hind quarters a survival instinct?

Quite simple, actually. We evolved from an ancestor in common with primates, and that ancestor and many more before and after it mated from behind as is pretty much the norm in the animal kingdom. To that end, females developed posteriors with attention-grabbing qualities, such as a specific shape and size, which would catch the attention of a mate, and wide hips meant better child-bearing ability, which meant more surviving young. Thanks to genetics, these attention-grabbing wide-hipped females singled out males who found these posteriors more attractive, as they mated better and better-continued the species.

Over millions of years, this process leads to the human brain being hard-wired to find a smoothly curvy ass on wide hips attractive.

Science, kids. You're welcome.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5388/mirandacosplayumad.jpg

Victory.

Originally posted by Peach
Like I said, the human mind is hardwired to find large breasts and wide hips attractive. Larger hips on a woman is supposed to mean easier childbearing, which means that they're more likely to safely have children that will (hopefully) survive to adulthood. It's actually because theoretically they can have many children safely so that a few will survive to adulthood, though in this day that's less necessary than it used to be. That biological instinct still exists, though.

Hence, evolution basically insists that guys find boobs and ass hot.

This biology site explains why breasts are considered to be more focused on by males than the ass:

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~taflinge/biology.html

Try and prove them wrong.

I like Pez.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This biology site explains why breasts are considered to be more focused on by males than the ass:

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~taflinge/biology.html

Try and prove them wrong.

Okay, you know what? **** it, I'll admit it. I lol'd. You're such a bastard lol.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This biology site explains why breasts are considered to be more focused on by males than the ass:

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~taflinge/biology.html

Try and prove them wrong.

what does he need to prove wrong? wtf? I don't understand your line of thinking at all...

Edit: lol I didn't even click the link

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Okay, you know what? **** it, I'll admit it. I lol'd. You're such a bastard lol.

๐Ÿ˜„

It's been set up like a dumbass Rick Roll, is it?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Everheard you should just shut up then?
No, but ever heard your a twit?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This biology site explains why breasts are considered to be more focused on by males than the ass:

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~taflinge/biology.html

Try and prove them wrong.

Haha, nice try, kid.

Still doesn't work if the person reads the link text at the bottom of the browser, though.

I'm convinced NemeSis is gay. ๐Ÿ˜

"Breasts are less disgusting than ass" or whatever he said?

"Man, this chocolate is less disgusting than that butterscotch"

Srsly, these are extremely win areas of the female form. Also, his constant homophobia. He just smells like a guy who's scared to come out of the closet.

I wouldn't say that, Shin. I would say that he is a Mormon.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm convinced NemeSis is gay. ๐Ÿ˜

"Breasts are less disgusting than ass" or whatever he said?

"Man, this chocolate is less disgusting than that butterscotch"

Srsly, these are extremely win areas of the female form. Also, his constant homophobia. He just smells like a guy who's scared to come out of the closet.

And I'm convinced you should never join me or anybody in a zombie apocalypse.

YouTube video

You'd just be a burden, I have detailed plans for the zombie apocalypse.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You'd just be a burden, I have detailed plans for the zombie apocalypse.

Stop by the liquor shop, store yourself in Gamestop and play Zelda?

har har