Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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That was a good one I'll admit.

I have a new chair, and it is ossim.

Soon, soon my collection will be complete...

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Quite simple, actually. We evolved from an ancestor in common with primates, and that ancestor and many more before and after it mated from behind as is pretty much the norm in the animal kingdom. To that end, females developed posteriors with attention-grabbing qualities, such as a specific shape and size, which would catch the attention of a mate, and wide hips meant better child-bearing ability, which meant more surviving young. Thanks to genetics, these attention-grabbing wide-hipped females singled out males who found these posteriors more attractive, as they mated better and better-continued the species.

Over millions of years, this process leads to the human brain being hard-wired to find a smoothly curvy ass on wide hips attractive.

[b]Science, kids. You're welcome. [/B]

That might actually be science if wide hips actually had anything to do with easy childbirth- but there isn't really any good correlation between hip size and pelvis size.

Though even then I would be sceptical; the idea that finding breasts and hips attractive is some sort of evolutionary trait is always something I have found to be spurious.

I just went to have a shower, snapped off the water knob. Things are not going well today. X_X

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I just went to have a shower, snapped off the water knob. Things are not going well today. X_X

That struck me as a "facebook status update" type of comment.

To be fair, I would think that a gay man would have a deeper fascination with the ass than the breasts. I mean, unless he was in to fat dudes.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
To be fair, I would think that a gay man would have a deeper fascination with the ass than the breasts. I mean, unless he was in to fat dudes.

No, I don't like fat guys and if we're to be concerned on who is, talk to screampaste, dude seems to have an interest with that Mr. Tingle character.

So, do you like skinny guys?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So, do you like skinny guys?

No. What makes you think I'm queer? Seriously, answer the question.

Probably the homophobia.

Hm, well, I'm afraid of gays myself. They're "different". When I see one walking by I frantically press on the automatic door lock button on the side of my car.

It's probably just that he likes Wesker and Chris so much. I mean, sure, seeing that pale white man in his skin tight black booty cutting leather outfit with matching shades would give any heterosexual man a raging boner, but, Nemmy's got an unhealthy love for Resident Evil.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Probably the homophobia.

So not liking a certain group makes me one of them? Hey, I must be a Nazi since I don't like Nazi's 😬

At least you're honest.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So not liking a certain group makes me one of them? Hey, I must be a Nazi since I don't like Nazi's 😬

You compared homosexuals to Nazis.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Hm, well, I'm afraid of gays myself. They're "different". When I see one walking by I frantically press on the automatic door lock button on the side of my car.

It's probably just that he likes Wesker and Chris so much. I mean, sure, seeing that pale white man in his skin tight black booty cutting leather outfit with matching shades would give any heterosexual man a raging boner, but, Nemmy's got an unhealthy love for Resident Evil.

I might be crazy for Resident Evil but in no way am I like that 😐

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
You compared homosexuals to Nazis.

I lol'd.

I wasn't trying to say gays are like Nazis, I was just making an example.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I wasn't trying to say gays are like Nazis, I was just making an example.

One are a group of people who started a war that killed 50 million people.

One is a bunch of guize that like other guize.

Shitty example.

Quiet you!

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
One are a group of people who started a war that killed 50 million people.

One is a bunch of guize that like other guize.

Shitty example.

So are you mad because he's likening gays to Nazi's, or because he's likening Nazi's to gays?

You skin head.