Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Nemesis X3,949 pages

How can I post a pic from My Pictures in here? If you're curious, it's a pic of me and no, it isn't a drawing, it's a photo.

I'd do this from photobucket but because I forgot my password and kept putting one in at random a bunch of times, I can't do it again til later.

This apple is so ****ing big it's hard to bite.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This apple is so ****ing big it's hard to bite.

Did you wipe it down until it shined?

O_o and thats the smaller one? I think I'm in-love..

Yay for Halo debunking, if only more fanboys came here :/

I'm going to say that, judging by the other stuff around it, that yellow ball is not the size of an actual baseball.

Also, I hate mornings.

Originally posted by Peach
I'm going to say that, judging by the other stuff around it, that yellow ball is not the size of an actual baseball.

Also, I hate mornings.

Tis indeed, camera angle is ghey that way. Also worth noting it rolled down slightly lower than the apple due to desk debris under the paper towel.
Originally posted by BloodRain
O_o and thats the smaller one? I think I'm in-love..

Yay for Halo debunking, if only more fanboys came here :/

The one I had before that one was retarded huge. Almost offensive in size.

Originally posted by Peach
I'm going to say that, judging by the other stuff around it, that yellow ball is not the size of an actual baseball.

Also, I hate mornings.

Summer made me realize how good sleep was. v.v

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
So... I was walking around Barnes and Nobles today, and I happened upon a type of official bungie Halo Encyclopedia, which is in itself uninteresting, except for a very telling article I read on the abilities granted by the Spartan armor and the genetic modifications. In a nutshell, yeah the armor and mutations give them enhanced durability and strength and speed, but ultimately Spartans with the armor on max out at a speed of 20 miles per hour, reflexes of 3 times a normal human, and a top lifting strength of 2 tons.

So, what's that crashing noise you hear? 'tis the sound of like, every pro-Master Chief ever conceived on this forum simultaneously falling flat. No 60 ton tank lifting, no bullet timing reflexes, and no 60 MPH running speed. Hur hurr.

So really, the only thing Spartans have going for them that would make them even mid meta is the fact that there's been two canonical instances of them falling through the atmosphere and hitting the ground without being scathed.

what encyclopedia is this?

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
what encyclopedia is this?
I CAN TASTE YOUR DESPAIR ALREADY!

http://www.brenhambanner.com/articles/2010/09/22/news/news01.txt
hallelujah
Monster got put away.

People are horrible. That is all.

You don't know the half of it...

I...

holy ****.

I just woke up, why did I read that, I do not need to be angry the entire day.

Sick ****. 4 years old. What the hell?

At least that monster is put away where he can't do no more harm. While normally i am indifferent when it comes to the death penalty, I believe this monster needs to be put down.

I've heard worse.

Thankfully I haven't heard of worse, but I'm sure there is.

I have.

Spoiler:
Its called Toddlercon. Sometimes Japan just has no ****ing excuse.
😘

Spoiled for Squick.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I have.
Spoiler:
Its called Toddlercon. Sometimes Japan just has no ****ing excuse.
😘

Spoiled for Squick.

Toddlercon is just the tip of the iceburg for Japan

You lie! Please.