Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Faithful minions, I have a moral for you.

Do not paintball all day, and then eat a burger topped with ghost peppers. That day will attempt to kill you.

That is all.

Peach mordrem

What is it with men and doing things that they know will end badly? 😛

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by Peach
What is it with men and doing things that they know will end badly? 😛
Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

These peppers kicked my testosterone in the balls. I ate at least five.

My stomach is still clenched and burning.

AthenasTrgrFngr Don't wanna die...

testosterone? you mean stupidity? 😖hifty:

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
testosterone? you mean stupidity? 😖hifty:

I'm gonna agree with this one 😛

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
testosterone? you mean stupidity? 😖hifty:

You're just jealous of my capacity to do insane things to myself on purpose, with the flimsy reasoning of vague, meaningless validation.

Originally posted by Peach
I'm gonna agree with this one 😛

You too.

Peach mordrem

Yup. That's totally something to be jealous of.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
These peppers kicked my testosterone in the balls. I ate at least five.

My stomach is still clenched and burning.

Sir, I know your pain. I once chopped and snorted a jalapeno. They're a bit spicier fresh. 😐 Never again.
Originally posted by AthenasTrgrFngr
testosterone? you mean stupidity? 😖hifty:
Stupidity isn't a drug, it's a symptom. estahuh

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sir, I know your pain. I once chopped and snorted a jalapeno. They're a bit spicier fresh. 😐 Never again. Stupidity isn't a drug, it's a symptom. estahuh

Dude, I live in Texas. We literally have jalapenos for breakfast here. (okay, part of breakfast, not the whole thing, but still).

Jalapenos are maybe 8000 on the Scoville scale, tops. Ghost peppers are apparently anywhere between 855,000 and 1,075,000.

Had I known this before ordering the burger, I may not have done it.

Peach mordrem

Jalapenos are vile.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Dude, I live in Texas. We literally have jalapenos for breakfast here. (okay, part of breakfast, not the whole thing, but still).

Jalapenos are maybe 8000 on the Scoville scale, tops. Ghost peppers are apparently anywhere between 855,000 and 1,075,000.

Had I known this before ordering the burger, I may not have done it.

Quiet you, it's still a terrible thing to stick in your nose. D=<

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Quiet you, it's still a terrible thing to stick in your nose. D=<

...most things are. I don't think that actually counts as... any sort of defense.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...most things are. I don't think that actually counts as... any sort of defense.

mmm Well, it's a lot worse than eating them. 😐 Will say that. Jalapenos are not that hot, but you stick it in your nose and it's a real night ruiner.

But you may have a point.

Peach mordrem

How drunk were you when you decided that was a good idea, Scream? 😛

CosmicComet Senior Member

Why would he have to be drunk?

I'm sober and I want to try to top him at it all of a sudden.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by Peach
How drunk were you when you decided that was a good idea, Scream? 😛
Very. haermm And it wasn't my idea! It was my friend's retarded idea, but you know, bravado and all that.
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Why would he have to be drunk?

I'm sober and I want to try to top him at it all of a sudden.


Basicly this, it's a terminal condition all men suffer from. Amplified by booze, there is no idea too terrible to be attempted.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
mmm Well, it's a lot worse than eating them. 😐 Will say that. Jalapenos are not that hot, but you stick it in your nose and it's a real night ruiner.

But you may have a point.


The crazy thing with the ghost peppers was even if I swallowed them whole instead of chewing, they still left a veritable cloud of capsaicin which got blown up into my nasal cavity when I breathed, so it was essentially snorting ghost peppers backwards.

Let me tell you, normally I'm not all that aware of my nasal cavity. But while every centimeter of it was burning I could have made a detailed drawing of its exact shape and dimensions.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

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😐 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!

Edit: Luke Kenny is vocalist of one of my favourite bands, his manliness is UNPARALELLED.

CosmicComet Senior Member

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I sincerely hope nothing tragic happens to either of them.