Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by NemeBro3,949 pages

What?

I have given countless fair shots to many things. I even played a Guitar Hero game after I spent the entirety of my time in high school trashing it like you wouldn't believe.

It's not my fault that I still hated it. Shooters do not tend to be any different. And if I could find some hardcore badassery that I might be fond of in this game I'd probably give it a shot at the next opportunity. But other than the one man army that is present in every other shooter, it doesn't appear there is any.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Then there is the fact that you like it, FA. So now I cannot be allowed to like it.

Also, this.

I enjoy the Zelda series, did you know that?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I have given countless fair shots to many things. I even played a Guitar Hero game after I spent the entirety of my time in high school trashing it like you wouldn't believe.

It's not my fault that I still hated it. Shooters do not tend to be any different. And if I could find some hardcore badassery that I might be fond of in this game I'd probably give it a shot at the next opportunity. But other than the one man army that is present in every other shooter, it doesn't appear there is any.

What do you want to be able to do?

**** a robot?

Because you can in fact do that.

You can also go on a quest involving hunting some supar deadly creatures and shit. All for the purpose of screwing a girl.

More stuff I am too lazy to remember.

That robot ****ing thing is weird.

The deadly creatures thing sounds cool. But it'd be better if it wasn't just for tang.

Next time I go for a rental, a Fallout game may get a second look.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I believe that I would be best advised to avoid all of the Fallout series.
Nah the first 2 fallouts are way more different. Don't you play infamous? Do you realise that its combat is essentially a shooter except bullets are replaced with lightning and there is park our?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I will obviously pick the option with the most JUSTICE! in it every time. If I do this, would I ever end up doing something absurdly bad ass?

Like killing a giant version of one of those stupid fire ants with a knife or something?

Then essentially pick against any evil choices. Kill any slaver you see, kill ten penny.

And there is also a story and setting that I enjoy, as well as plenty of badassery and a super hero angle, which, if you knew me at all, is like a magnet to me.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
And there is also a story and setting that I enjoy, as well as plenty of badassery and a super hero angle, which, if you knew me at all, is like a magnet to me.
Fallout pretty much has that badassery and depending on how you play you can at least be a hero. Such as there is a mission in 3 where you can kill a bunch of slavers in the lincoln memorial and guide free slave to a new home. You can then see the effects in the ending where they restore the memorial.

The one man army is not what I call enjoyable.

What the hell do you call Link?

A one man army and a super strong badass. The latter is what draws me.

The latter is practically required to be a one man army.

So the hero of Fallout goes around bencpressing cars and giant boulders, does he? Does he fight giant monsters like it's a hobby? Does he slay a sorcerer that warps reality every time his spirit is summoned to save the world?

If he does, tell me, and I'll play that game real fast. Because Epic Mickey is getting to be more and more of an epic disappointment for me.

And why the hell wouldn't you have told me that before?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
So the hero of Fallout goes around bencpressing cars and giant boulders, does he? Does he fight giant monsters like it's a hobby? Does he slay a sorcerer that warps reality every time his spirit is summoned to save the world?

If he does, tell me, and I'll play that game real fast. Because Epic Mickey is getting to be more and more of an epic disappointment for me.

And why the hell wouldn't you have told me that before?

No, actually. He is not as superhuman as say, Link, but he can fistfight a ****ing Super Mutant Behemoth, a two story tall monster, and win, depending on how you build him.

As for why I did not tell you anything like that, well, I assumed you would not be swayed by something as trivial as flash and a super powerful main character. Yes, even I underestimated how bad your taste is. 😐

What does any of that shit have to do with quality?

The same that the stuff that you like has to do with quality. It's what I like.

So are we talking Captain America style here?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The same that the stuff that you like has to do with quality. It's what I like.

So are we talking Captain America style here?

I guess there's no accounting for taste...

I would rather not refer to it as Captain America style.

I understand. Captain America is beyond comparison. I don't know why I was foolish enough to even suggest such a thing.

And stop saying the taste shit like I'm beneath you. Even you aren't that pompous.

I wanna try New Vegas.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I understand. Captain America is beyond comparison. I don't know why I was foolish enough to even suggest such a thing.

And stop saying the taste shit like I'm beneath you. Even you aren't that pompous.

Yet you won't play castlevania that let's you do that? (at least Lords Of shadow because you become an angel towards the end and beat the crap out of satan)