Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by NemeBro3,949 pages
NemeBro Senior Member

The game revolves around trial and error, you have to be able to work out enemy tactics and work on taking them out that way.

Except when fighting dragons. **** dragons.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Figures. I ended up getting killed on the tutorial when it threw a demon at me. Now I've been going to the Boletaria Palace and apparently I have to slay two dragons.

I also still haven't fully figured out how to use Parry correctly.

Dying when you're already dead is a really stupid concept too, by the way.

CosmicComet Senior Member
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm not sure if it's good or not. It's pretty annoying though, that's for sure.

dude. you simply suck.

the game is awesome.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Figures. I ended up getting killed on the tutorial when it threw a demon at me. Now I've been going to the Boletaria Palace and apparently I have to slay two dragons.

I also still haven't fully figured out how to use Parry correctly.

Dying when you're already dead is a really stupid concept too, by the way.

You're supposed to die in the tutorial. And you do not have to kill the two dragons now, nor will you be able to, you just have to kill Phalanx, and then you get access to other worlds.

Your error, no one elses.

Nah, not really. You just lack the necessary skillz.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

"You lack the necessary skillz" is acceptable proof that dying when already dead is not a completely retarded idea?

A game can be good and still be really ****ing annoying. Kingdom Hearts 2, for example.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
"You lack the necessary skillz" is acceptable proof that dying when already dead is not a completely retarded idea?

A game can be good and still be really ****ing annoying. Kingdom Hearts 2, for example.

Welcome to demon souls, bro.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
"You lack the necessary skillz" is acceptable proof that dying when already dead is not a completely retarded idea?

A game can be good and still be really ****ing annoying. Kingdom Hearts 2, for example.


KH2 was merely mediocre.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Your face is mediocre.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
When you reach Ush's level of sheer evil mind****ery, then you may speak.

And not before.

So, years ago? 131

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So, years ago? 131

Hahahahahaha yeah right. You wish 😛

Phanteros the Shade knight

YouTube video

They really need to make a reboot for them.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Your face is mediocre.

What are you, my kid brother? I hope you're not in middle school anymore.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So, years ago? 131

Pfft. Have you ever, in the middle of a campaign, dropped a twist on your players that made everyone simply stop everything, including breathing, only to choke out a simultaneous "...oh shit."

Have you ever done it successfully, multiple times?

Yeah, I thought not.

Originally posted by Phanteros
YouTube video

They really need to make a reboot for them.


Hey hey hey, shut up. You'll summon Burning thought.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Silly man, I am not even of your species.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by General Kaliero

Hey hey hey, shut up. You'll summon Burning thought.

Then he shall be summoned to cause havoc once again.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Silly man, I am not even of your species.

Your face is not of my species!

Originally posted by Phanteros
Then he shall be summoned to cause havoc once again.

But... but... the absence is so nice and non-aneurysm-inducing...

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Your mom!

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Your cow!

Phanteros the Shade knight

You burger!

RE: Blaxican #gottem

I'm bored

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Your mother's face!

I also own no cow. I believe you have me mistaken for someone else.