Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Dat Tyrant.

The Swarmlord. <3
Originally posted by Phanteros
No match for the emperor
But more than a match for Marneus Calgar, puncher of avatars. link-rape

Scream, Tac is very willing to provide feats whenever I ask him. Take notes of my politeness. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Scream, Tac is very willing to provide feats whenever I ask him. Take notes of my politeness. ๐Ÿ˜›
I'm old and crotchety, also jaded bitter and tired of hearing the same things over and over again. When I do polite it comes off as forced and narmy. ๐Ÿ™ I mean, I'm not intentionally being mean, I'm just old and cranky. uhuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm old and crotchety, also jaded bitter and tired of hearing the same things over and over again. When I do polite it comes off as forced and narmy. ๐Ÿ™ I mean, I'm not intentionally being mean, I'm just old and cranky. uhuh

Aww, poor old guy....wait, you can't be that old. 0.o

On a side note, I has Oblivion. And pre-ordered my nintendo butt raping.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Swarmlord. <3 But more than a match for Marneus Calgar, puncher of avatars. link-rape
You have to give the man a medal though for his resiliency. Hopefully the rumors about Rob's recovery is true and he can get back to kicking ass with Marn.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Aww, poor old guy....wait, you can't be that old. 0.o

On a side note, I has Oblivion. And pre-ordered my nintendo butt raping.

I'm not really that old, BUT DAMNIT I FEEL OLD. :C
Originally posted by Phanteros
You have to give the man a medal though for his resiliency. Hopefully the rumors about Rob's recovery is true and he can get back to kicking ass with Marn.

Rob Girlyman won't be getting back up before Lion does, or Lemen returns, and the fluff in the SM 5th ed codex was penned by Matt Ward, so ofcourse he'd come up with that wank. I'm not even certain how Calgar survived being hit with a bonesabre, though. Seriously.

But the Swarmlord tanking a barrage from a Thunderhawk is a cool feat.

Black Templars confirmed for DM

Interest piqued!

Why is the Swarmlord call Gargamel again?

He always failed catching Smurfs.

The Swarmlord didn't fail, this is true, he PK'd Marneus, that's top tier smurf smiting.

I fought the Spaghetti-ohs, and the Speghetti-ohs won.... fml.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Ah, no new entry hazards eh? Guess Rock and Ground are still dominant attacking types, as well.

Can you tell me if I'm wrong though? I guessed that Black and White would be taking the newly offensive metagame of D/P to a little higher of a level with Black and White. If I was right, then I can't see them fixing it that much any time soon. They'll need like, supar walls with double stat decreasing moves or something.


Yeah. I don't think GameFreak considered how many pokemon get screwed over by Stealth Rock. Ground is slightly more difficult to spam due to the new item, balloon; however, it is still one of the best attacking types.

Well, yes and no. B/W introduced several base 120-140 attackers and the weather changers means Kingra/Doryuuzu/etc have easier times doing their thing. Blaziken, previously outclassed by Infernape, is now a big threat thanks to Speed Boost. Psycho Shock is a special attack that attacks the physical defense of your opponent, so Blissey has taken a slight hit to its walling capabilities. Additionally, former UBER powerhouses(Manaphy, Garchomp, Latios/Latias, Baton Pass Mew, and a few others) are running wild in OU since the mass unbanning. The metagame definitely has no shortage of offensive threats.

That said, stall teams definitely got new toys to protect themselves. Blissey, and now Evolution Stone Chansey, still walls special attackers without Psycho Shock. Skarmory still takes physical attacks with ease. Guys like Erufuun have the Mischievous Heart ability, which basically gives their non-attacking moves +1 priority. I am sure you know how beneficial that is to a stall team. Water types can now cripple physical attackers while doing decent damage with Boil Over, a base 80 dmg attack that can cause burn. Nattorei, a grass/steel stype with massive defense and decent attack, has become a staple on many teams too.

I hoped that helped answer your question. There's several things I didn't cover, but I'd be rambling all day if I did. Plus, the metagame isn't completely stabilized just yet. For example, I predict Manaphy will get her broken butt banned back to UBERS just like Shaymin-S did.

What makes me sad is that Celebi didn't get Butterfly Dance like I wanted. I know it'd be practically broken with it, but that is the beauty of it. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Sounds like fun. ๐Ÿ˜„

Now my hype has raised once more.

It is very fun. It is annoying dealing with some of the broken guys before they get banned, but still fun nonetheless.

It almost makes me want to play the actual games again. The last I owned was Silver version, but I did enjoy that one very much.

forget the metagame I just want to make crazy animals battle to death

Hey Nemesis X got a present for you

YouTube video

And I find this hilariously stupid. Just shows how ****ing stupid G4 is.

Originally posted by Cyner
forget the metagame I just want to make crazy animals battle to death

Yeah, I am a bit jaded. Whenever I play someone else's copy for a few minutes, I'm always looking at it through a competitive lens. "This is a horrible lead! This team is weak to scarfed Heatran! Why is he using Swift? Where is his dragon resist? He's using Slaking? Seriously?"

In reality, the actual games don't really require all that. You can rock with pretty much whatever your favorite stuff is when just playing through the story mode.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Hey Nemesis X got a present for you

And I find this hilariously stupid. Just shows how ****ing stupid G4 is.


Unfortunately, I think some people actually took her seriously.

"Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand. Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle."

Quite possibly the best line I've read since Shadow Puppets. AWESOME.

Sparkly lip gloss huh? Was the girl he was macking on, like, 8?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Sparkly lip gloss huh? Was the girl he was macking on, like, 8?

Nah. Just a very girly girl I suppose. Like so girly that it is in no way realistically possible for this girl to exist. But hell, its fiction. I just like cheap jabs at Twilight cause I'm immature.