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Started by RE: Blaxican3,949 pages
Originally posted by Super Marie 64
Ballin? I'm sorry, I don't speak jabberwocky. Rephrase, please.

"Ballin" is Japanese for adequate. "Adequate" is intellectual for "good enough". I thought Swedes were smart. Or.. finnish. Wherever the hell you come from.

To your addition, I'm disappointed. I expected more of you (or less on you). [/b]

Story of my life.

"Peter and John Paul both made the same gesture- hands to the forehead, covering the eyes."

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That's the shitty in-universe explanation DC has given it. The reality is that Superman will not kill Lex Luthor because DC enjoys the money they make when they sell storylines involving Lex Luthor. Ergo, Superman does not kill, because if he did DC would have run out of iconic villains for him to fight by now. Plot induced stupidity.
Technically, yes you are right. Since popular villains do last much longer, and DC is a business.

However, that does not make the in-universe explanation any less valid, Superman's relunctance to take a life is a very consistent trait of his, although IIRC it did not exist in the Golden Age.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Technically, yes you are right.

Stopped reading here. 313

On an unrelated note. What are you doing... Tuesday, at like... 9 PM your time?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Stopped reading here. 313

On an unrelated note. What are you doing... Tuesday, at like... 9 PM your time?

Probably masturbating.

WHY?

'cause I'm getting my headset on Tuesday. Maybe we can... masturbate together? ...Over headsets?

Actually, I need to start practicing this warhammer thing. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
'cause I'm getting my headset on Tuesday. Maybe we can... masturbate together? ...Over headsets?

Actually, I need to start practicing this warhammer thing. ๐Ÿ˜

I'll take you up on a 1v1 anynight you're free. I'm sort of the unnofficial teacher of ze rules. Bring your rapeface.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
'cause I'm getting my headset on Tuesday. Maybe we can... masturbate together? ...Over headsets?

Actually, I need to start practicing this warhammer thing. ๐Ÿ˜

Why not... BOTH!?

I should be able to make that, though might be a tad later than nine.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'll take you up on a 1v1 anynight you're free. I'm sort of the unnofficial teacher of ze rules. Bring your rapeface.
I've never masturbated with a Canadian before, only to them. mmm What's it like?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why not... BOTH!?

I should be able to make that, though might be a tad later than nine.

That's fine. 9 o'clock your time is like 5:30-6 my time, so... yeah. My bedtime on weekdays is 10:30.

My time. uhuh

Originally posted by Bardock42
In a bit of a passive aggressive way, yes, I suppose. I am sick at the moment, I know not what I'm doing.

And tomorrow I'll be sober.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
"Ballin" is Japanese for adequate. "Adequate" is intellectual for "good enough". I thought Swedes were smart. Or.. finnish. Wherever the hell you come from.

Story of my life.

You have an obscure definition of smart. That said, your reply is inadequate, if "ballin" is what you say it is.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I've never masturbated with a Canadian before, only to them. mmm What's it like?

That's fine. 9 o'clock your time is like 5:30-6 my time, so... yeah. My bedtime on weekdays is 10:30.

My time. uhuh

Colder, with a wider range of motion.

Excellent.

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]And tomorrow I'll be sober.

You have an obscure definition of smart. That said, your reply is inadequate, if "ballin" is what you say it is. [/B]

My replies are always adequate, even when they're not. Now kneel. Kneel before Blax.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Colder, with a wider range of motion.

Excellent.

Everything is going according to my design.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
My replies are always adequate, even when they're not. Now kneel. Kneel before Blax.

Sorry, I have no desire to kneel to a man who call PIS on Gandhi. Your last battleship sank right there.

That was not a request. I expect a youtube video showcasing your kneeling, in my PM box by tomorrow evening, 1600 PST specifically. Failure to produce said youtube video by previously defined timeframe will result in severe disciplinary actions. These terms are not negotiable, you lost the right to free will when God made you not me.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That was not a request. I expect a youtube video showcasing your kneeling, in my PM box by tomorrow evening, 1600 PST specifically. Failure to produce said youtube video by previously defined timeframe will result in severe disciplinary actions. These terms are not negotiable, you lost the right to free will when God made you not me.

Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

So no.

Spoilsport.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
That's the shitty in-universe explanation DC has given it. The reality is that Superman will not kill Lex Luthor because DC enjoys the money they make when they sell storylines involving Lex Luthor. Ergo, Superman does not kill, because if he did DC would have run out of iconic villains for him to fight by now. Plot induced stupidity.

Didn't read this one before.

You don't think it's possible they actually gave Superman a personality and have been trying to stick by it?
Sure it comes down to money, but "shitty in-universe explanation"? You don't believe that yourself.

No, I do. I'll give you an explanation worth your time when I come back.

Lex Luthor could totally kick Sora's ass if he had his garish purple and green battlesuit.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Lex Luthor could totally kick Sora's ass if he had his garish purple and green battlesuit.

I like the orange version from the Orange Lantern Ring.