Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by MooCowofJustice3,949 pages

Now my taste is affected by the acronyms I use. If I rofl at that will you take me down a few more places on your scoreboard?

I never said that. If you insist on putting words in my mouth would you at least make them words I might actually use?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Now my taste is affected by the acronyms I use. If I rofl at that will you take me down a few more places on your scoreboard?

I never said that. If you insist on putting words in my mouth would you at least make them words I might actually use?

Actually Rofl is funnier so you'd have likely gone up. Since Rofl is part of Roflcopter.

I distinctly remember you saying you hated everything in the thread and that included Mark Twain.

Lmaonosaur. Oh, and also Lmaonnaise.

And I then said that Mark Twain was a fine author, excluding him from the list that only lasted to a certain point in the first place.

Those are decent ones I suppose. But you didn't say lmao.

Taking it back does not remove the stigma.

Well, there was also that technicality of Mark Twain not actually being in the thread. Just his name.

And then I also told you not to take everything so literally. A lesson you neglected to pay attention to.

No, I paid attention to it. I just didn't take it literally.

Well, I have completed dragon 2 twice which means I am done for now until the downloadable content becomes available. The bad news is I am not in the mood to debate videogame characters but if someone makes a twilight princess vs. dragon age 2 thread I will definitely make my presence felt.

Everything else has become invalid. Someone make that thread right ****ing now.

Why don't you make it? *****.

Going through Xenosaga. Will it suck or will it blow? Only time will tell.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Why don't you make it? *****.

Going through Xenosaga. Will it suck or will it blow? Only time will tell.


That depends. Do you like games, or vague, plodding, overlong movies?

Was that Jade Empire game any good? Anyone know?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Why don't you make it? *****.

Not within my jurisdiction you Ditto you.

That depends. Do you like games, or vague, plodding, overlong movies?

Oh damn, I know this one.....

Can I phone a friend?

Was that Jade Empire game any good? Anyone know?

Yes it is. Some parts are lame as hell, but other parts are unbelievably cool. Like giving a slave a knife and siccing her on her captives. And... lesbian sex.

...so how about an example of one of the cool parts? 😐

Taking on half of your own party, killing them and using their blood to kill and steal the power of a Dragon God, then proceeding to curbstomp the big bad and becoming an immortal God-Emperor.

Also Black Whirlwind is ****ing awesome. Drunken massacres ftw!

Oh that's right, it's another good or evil choices game, right?

Not..... really.

The moral choice system can be viewed as that, but its really about two philosophies: The Open Palm, and the Closed Fist. The Open Palm is 'good' in that it preaches self-sacrifice and helping others etc, whilst the Closed Fist is 'bad' in that it preaches self-reliance and in purposefully not helping others so they are forced to help themselves. So by giving the slave the knife you're teaching her to look after herself, and to free herself rather than to wait for you to do it for her. Or you can free her and fight for her and be a great big hero.

It isn't always pulled off perfectly but its still a neat system, and well worth exploring. Some bits will surprise you, like how

Spoiler:
Open Palm followers are expected to surrender to the final boss and be killed.

Cooooooool.

I had always wanted to play that game, but never had any money and I guess I eventually forgot. Now I'll have a hell of a time finding a copy...

Originally posted by quanchi112
Well, I have completed dragon 2 twice which means I am done for now until the downloadable content becomes available. The bad news is I am not in the mood to debate videogame characters but if someone makes a twilight princess vs. dragon age 2 thread I will definitely make my presence felt.

**** Twilight Princess. Just **** it, everything about it and every vs. thread it has ever been a part of.

Play Wind Waker.

Scenario, I have never appreciated you more than I do right now.