BloodRain
Knight of Retribution
It would create and infinite loop of the table going through the wall, through itself, the wall in itself etc until it starts to get extremely compact. Eventually the infinite energy collapses into itself and forms a black hole with infinite energy that grows at an alarming rate which precedes to suck in the entire universe. After the hole consumes everything it starts to eat itself. This infinite loop of the hole consuming itself cancels out the infinite loop of the table going through the wall leading to the table being the single thing in existence. When said table is thrown out of the black hole, almost like a portal, all the infinite looped energy of the universe gets attached to the table. So much so that it forms an omniscience conscious through the sheer force of being everything. The table, now omnipotent from all that power, decides that its grown beyond its physical body so erupts its own table-body in a gradually increasing explosion, thus becoming omnipresent by spreading itself out to reform the universe, the second big bang. The new OmniTable takes its place by watching over the universe and everything formed in it until the day when someones decides to throw a portaled item into another portal, to which the OmniTable passes the control of the universe over to whatever was thrown in so that the OmniTable can move on to the next thing that Omni beings go to after their universe-maintenance job is over. Thus is the life cycle of a 'god'.
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Noticed that near all of the people, usually underknown, that Darkstorm Zero debates with always ends up raging at him. Wonder if he attracts those kind..