Originally posted by Pinkie Pie
Rhyming is fun 😄 Beats Haiku!
Hush thy mouth small steed.
For this person speaks haiku
And he is a bear.
Originally posted by Pinkie Pie
Rhyming is fun 😄 Beats Haiku!
Hush thy mouth small steed.
For this person speaks haiku
And he is a bear.
Originally posted by NemeBro1.Uhm, there is no way you can prove the fireball is bigger than the one he uses in combat. You can speculate and pretend until you are blue in the face it won't change the fact it blew up a chopper but that still doesn't make their bodies harder than the chopper.
1. You know, just stating something over and over again doesn't make it true.2. Please show me an instance of M. Bison canonically being KOed by a Sonic Boom, and be sure that the examples are of Shin Bison, not normal Bison. Bison is portrayed as being a threat to Akuma? Yeah man I guess that is why in Street Fighter 2 Akuma one-shot him. Bison has never been presented as a threat to Akuma personally. THEORETICALLY, Shin Bison may have the power to beat Akuma, but in practice, it has never been proven. I missed no point. It is painfully obvious that you are only saying I missed whatever idiotic "point" you presented to cast the illusion that your argument is anything but the result of you mindlessly grinding your skull across the keyboard, and just happening to form something vaguely resembling coherent sentences. Note I said coherent sentences, not coherent arguments.
3. Uhuh, only the MK character's ability to perform fatalities on massively more powerful DC heroes and villains is a gameplay mechanic, one that is present in a noncanon game, no less. You also missed my main point, that you are a very bad troll who brings up noncanon troll points that establish you as a troll. Or something more unfortunate, I shall let you work out that. Oh, and for the fun of trolling, Akuma in his ending defeated Galactus, which is in fact more valid as a feat than random MK character performing a fatality on Captain Marvel. Not that it is valid at all, I am making a point, that you bringing up noncanon "feats" is a sad troll tactic. Oh, and I believe you meant "See, I easily destroy your false comparisons." The comma is important. Lern2English
4. Well considering that the one time Crimson Viper was able to attack Evil Ryu it did absolutely nothing to him, yes, I am saying that. Evil Ryu was unstoppable when he showed up. And Akuma is even more powerful than that while holding back. Oh, did I mention that by the way? All of Akuma's feats and canon fights were performed while repressing the bulk of his power. Even Shin Akuma is apparently not Akuma's full power, Oni Akuma is a step above that.
5. When did I say Shao Kahn is a normal human? Please don't strawman my argument. That said, Shao Kahn is in fact not as durable as many Street Fighter characters. And you know, IIRC no one has ever in canon torn through Shao Kahn's flesh. Onaga probably could though, so could that other guy whose name I forget, the former Elder God.
6. I don't think you know what you typed. We see Ermac in canon gameplay destroy Jax's arms yet he can not do that in gameplay? What are you talking about? And he does NOT need to beat his ass to do so? Can you prove that statement? Please, humor me, and prove that Jax does not need to be nearly dead to do that? Since that is almost the only time Fatalities show up. If you can not prove it Quan, then shut up, hang your head in shame, and admit defeat.
7. Well for the same reason why Killer Croc, who can pull the head off a normal man, could never even begin to harm even a nearly dead Superman, he is too durable. Is this concept too complex for you? Do you need it to be explained?
8. "Nope" is not actually an argument, you are aware of that, right? And consider your own argument Quan, Liu Kang can punch the head off of fighters his own level whenever he wants. These are your words, not mine. Human beings possess the strength to injure one another, but never to my knowledge has one human punched the head off of another human. Which according to you can easily happen in MK. Therefore, although more durable than human beings, the gap between a Mortal Kombat character's power output and durability is wider than that of a normal human's, despite the human being's smaller levels in both overall. This is not complicated. And look at how fights in the new MK end up. The fighters through punching the shit out of eachother end up with skulls showing, bones completely shattered by mere punches and kicks and shit, that is glass cannon bullshit.
He probably could. estahuh
Men understand other men and their manly feelings. All one of them.
2.It's amusing when you get all riled up with the insults which implies an emotional attachment to the characters involved which always leads towards a personal bias. Here's the point which you seem to be missing. Bison might not have the skill necessary to beat Akuma but he does have the power hence both characters are in the game. It's like saying despite the fact Liu Kang always beats the crap out of Shang Tsung that Shang Tsung can't hurt him. I mean my point couldn't be any more obvious unless these words were tattooed on you like a tramp stamp.
3.I didn't bring this up as a serious point I brought up it originally to poke fun at taking on mega characters from marvel and what not. I know dc. vs. mk isn't necessarily canon but shang tsung did learn a fatality from joker. Just saying.
4.That doesn't mean he's unstoppable. It's like saying sindel was practically unstoppable when she showed up dominated kitana, jade, and various other characters with ease only to be later taken down by Nightwolf who also sacrificed himself to get the job done. That doesn't mean all of a sudden like in vs. combat that all these other fights who were dominated by her in a canon cutscene can't beat her now. Laughs.
5.You implied as such when you mocked Liu Kang who tore through Shao Kahn's flesh. Shao Kahn has been consistently portrayed as one of the more powerful mk characters since part 2 and till today.
To do this to shao kahn leads me to believe he could do this to any street fighter character. Onaga is also one of the more powerful mk characters ever especially considering shao kahn had to resort to poisoning him originally to take his throne from him.
6.Ermac can do so just not in a versus battle. It would be unfair for these guys to be able to kill you in the middle of the battle but he proved in a forum fight he has the power to do so before mortally wounding you like at the end of the fight.
7.These guys are never portrayed as too durable for the powers of the mk fighters. Nope. Overexaggerating feats and what not to even make these claims is just pure and utter folly.
8.It's simple. These fighters are capable of hurting each other with their fists and powers. I mean shao kahn's army is steamrolling earth despite their technology yet you think these guys would be unable to hurt street fighter characters just because you say so. I guess missiles can't hurt the diamond skin of Bison or the steel like skin of Ryu just because you say so.
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Nemesis, those videos remind me of AMV Hell.Except without all the things that made AMV Hell funny.
It's alright...I guess. I would like to know what makes AMV Hell different from what goes on in Machinima. They both do parodies on something in a media do they not?
Originally posted by quanchi112
8.It's simple. These fighters are capable of hurting each other with their fists and powers. I mean shao kahn's army is steamrolling earth despite their technology yet you think these guys would be unable to hurt street fighter characters just because you say so. I guess missiles can't hurt the diamond skin of Bison or the steel like skin of Ryu just because you say so.
Just a heads up Quany, Shao Kahn had previously soul ****ed the majority of Earth's population while merging the realms. So, no, Shao Kahn's army wasn't really "steamrolling" everything.
Have a good day.
EDIT: Re-checked my stuff, Kahn didn't even do the soul ****ing under his own power, so have fun with not grasping for that.
Originally posted by FinalAnswerYes, they were especially when considering raiden and the other mk fighters were present as well. Shao Kahn's army was hammering the resistance. It was a foregone conclusion that shao Kahn's army/powers >>>earth hence raiden's involvement.
Just a heads up Quany, Shao Kahn had previously soul ****ed the majority of Earth's population while merging the realms. So, no, Shao Kahn's army wasn't really "steamrolling" everything.Have a good day.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
[B]Warning: Possibly strong furry content in the animated part at 5:32. You've been warned O_O
YouTube video [/B]
I don't get the warning. Or the fun part, but the warning mostly. What are you warning about?
Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, they were especially when considering raiden and the other mk fighters were present as well. Shao Kahn's army was hammering the resistance. It was a foregone conclusion that shao Kahn's army/powers >>>earth hence raiden's involvement.
Dude.
There was, liek, a handful of resistance fighters alive at that point haermm
Of course they were being hammered, they were grossly outnumbered.
I always figured the mods were on members because of the things they post that have sexual content in them. That's why I did the warning.
Edit: Btw, saying that Machinima lacks humor is like saying anything else that makes parodies lacks humor as well. Are you guys gonna say that the 9,000 people (or more) who like those parodies lack a sense of humor? If so, then please OH MIGHTY LORDS WHO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY, show us the way! 🙄
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Edit: Btw, saying that Machinima lacks humor is like saying anything else that makes parodies lacks humor as well. Are you guys gonna say that the 9,000 people (or more) who like those parodies lack a sense of humor? If so, then please OH MIGHTY LORDS WHO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY, show us the way! 🙄
Just for shits and giggles, what were they parodying in the scene you brought our attention to? Go on, I'll wait. Take your time.
Not all parody is the same, so I honestly don't know what the hell you mean by saying we think all parody lacks humor because Machinima lacks humor.
No, they have a sense of humor, just a rather low brow sense of humor. As I have not watched all the video however, there may very well be some genuine gold in there. I wouldn't know and quite frankly I do not care.
Originally posted by FinalAnswerWhat ? No there wasn't just a handful of resistance left. Not at all. Anyways it still proves my point that mk sorcery >>>earth.
Dude.There was, liek, a handful of resistance fighters alive at that point haermm
Of course they were being hammered, they were grossly outnumbered.
Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Just because people like something doesn't mean it is good.
Twilight fans aren't considered human.
