Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

All of that sounds stupid.

Zeus in Marvel comics is supposed to be just as powerful as him.

Not really sure why this matters.

Drat, forgot about Celestials. Stupid Jack Kirby being awesome!

Also drat Cosmic Cubes

Man.

Is there such thing as an interesting vs. thread anymore?

All I see are matches where the outcome is obvious to me, or actually discussing it is boring.

You! All of you! Endeavor towards amusing me with interesting vs. threads.

Why don't you make one peon?

Why doesn't God come and solve all of your problems?

Same principle.

What problems? 😛

Not really Mr. Dante.

That pesky hygiene problem you disgusting vermin have, for one. It is a testament to my own superhuman force of will that I have endured it for so long.

Collectively, who is the vermin? Me obviously as I'm on Summer break and could not care less about personal hygiene. But who else?

Every primitive life-form on this insignifigant rock you call home.

My God, I didn't realize all of us were in a state of bad hygiene. Quick peon, clean us all up. Start with that there Maxie fellow.

Maxwell is beyond salvation.

I've had ideas for new threads.

But I will not grace your kind with them.

Clean him then. ^

I refuse to indulge your strange bathing fetish, weakling.

You can clean me Nemey darling.

But be gentle with me, its my first time. 😍

It's your first time bathing?

****ing disgusting cretin.

The only available water is our own piss.

B-but we can use your piss if you'd like. 😍

Now Moo, if this was a fetish, I'd be getting aroused right now.

Which I'm not.

I promise.

Oh Nemebro-sama, bathe me in your hot, steamy piss! 😍