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Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Canada could be the greatest country in the world and it would still be the punchline of our jokes...Eh. 😛

Doesn't mean much coming from a country everyone hates haermm

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Doesn't mean much coming from a country everyone hates haermm

Eh, whatever helps them sleep at night. Not that the country doesn't deserve it at times.

Every country hates America yet they also look to us for help in every international crisis and let us do whatever the **** we want.

Let them hate. 313

Not to mention the moon is ours b!tches!

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Every country hates America yet they also look to us for help in every international crisis and let us do whatever the **** we want.

Let them hate. 313

Only 3rd World African countries nobody cares about.

And Canada. And Britain.

And... every other country in the UN that jumps on our dick when we tell them to.

As a Canadian you definitely can't say anything though. Your government literally bases its decisions when passing laws on wither or not America approves.

Oh snaps!

When did you become so patriotic Blax? mmm

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
And Canada. And Britain.

And... every other country in the UN that jumps on our dick when we tell them to.

As a Canadian you definitely can't say anything though. Your government literally bases its decisions when passing laws on wither or not America approves.

Your mom jumps on America's dick.

I'm sure you'll all appreciate this.

I broke my [Censored]ing glasses on accident two hours ago and then on the way home God or the Universe or whatever decided this was funny gave me a middle finger, twice.

Driving along, in pain and [Censored]ed because of my headache, change the radio station. Not even [Censored]ing lying, I hear a Beatles song, and the first two words of it that reach my ears are "Cant seeeeee..." Obviously, my reaction is more anger. "Why don't you just put a giant middle finger as a cloud in the sky and call it a win for yourself?"

So I keep driving along. Change two more radio stations, and another song decides to [Censored] me off. I change the radio station and hear "CRY! If it helps ya see!"

God. [Censored]ing. Damn it. When did my [Censored]ing life become a comedy?

Serves him right for driving without glasses.

That's not even ****ing funny, Aura.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Gunblades are cool in concept, ridiculous and silly in execution.

Especially gunblades that do not actually fire bullets.

Hey, driving without glasses while fiddling with the radio scream dangerous driver to me. He was probably texting his friends and complaining about his day too. >_>

If you break your glasses than you deserve God's scorn, 'cause God hates noobs and only noobs break their glasses.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Hey, driving without glasses while fiddling with the radio scream dangerous driver to me. He was probably texting his friends and complaining about his day too. >_>

No other way to get home, and I can't believe you think changing a radio station while driving is dangerous. Pushing a button? Damn, hope you never drive in the rain, 'cause twisting a nob or flipping a switch to turn on your wipers is dangerous driving.

No cell phone.

Just as a I thought.

Fiddling with things while driving. In the rain example, it is more dangerous not to. So it balances out.

Get a cell phone. 😮

Cell phones are for teenage girls and guys that are otherwise too pathetic to get laid.

I do not need a cellphone, nor do I want one.

Proof?

Come in handy during emergencies.

Those of us who are not completely useless do not have emergencies in which a cellphone would be required.

Ah, but if something happened at home and your family needed to get in contact with you, a cellphone would help in that endeavor.