Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by TheAuraAngel3,949 pages

Oh noes! Our tongues are trying to escape! D:

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Poor tongues.

So underutilized.

Oh noes! Neph is a cat! He needs his tongue to clean himself! D:

ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes!

Flippitydoospigglypoo****thecatkilltheratwhyohwhy

didmommydie

I dun get it

That's why I don't look you in the eyes when we make love.

FVCKING BROKEN IMAGES!

ENJOY HOT SEIZURES BITCHES!

Nazi Vampires eating Babies >

uhuh

Thorkell punching a horse>>>>>>>Nazi vampires

also

Thorkell did punch the ****ing shit out of a horse.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Thorkell did punch the ****ing shit out of a horse.

amen

There's a problem here.

He has no beard and mustache.

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Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well your pic does have breasts.

But yeah, Gender: Male. I see it right der.

5 Man Band

Aura(Adventurer=Hero), Scenario(Enchanter=Lancer), CC(Warrior=Big Guy), DP(Tactician=Smart Guy), Xan(Priest=Heart), NemeSis(Trapper=Tagalong kid), Scream(Alcoholic=Team Pet).

And I guess either BR or FA for 6th Ranger. Whichever seems best. I think both could work.

Who's the martial artist?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand

There ain't none loser.

Fine, I was just going for the FF1 thing, but that involves 4 people.
Also, Nemesis is your challenger/protege.

Anyway, I double as the Wizard, and have physical prowess, so I'm really a triple threat. I could be the villain to your new 5 man band. 313

We'd need a Thief too. ๐Ÿ˜›
Nah, he's just my fanboy.

Nah, you have magic and are smart. Physically you suck. ๐Ÿ˜›

Neph's 5 Bad Band is the villain.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Don't take that kind of abuse Peach! Cut his wee-wee off! Girl Power!

No it isn't you loon. If Loghain is the guy who created the problem he's the guy to blame for it. Him letting the darkspawn into the tower is [b]his flipping fault!

Yes it can be held against him! Its still a moronic tactical decision to throw away troops who are as useful as the Wardens for no real reason whatsoever! He's an idiot for doing it.

Oh my god you're like a broken record. Fvck Loghain. They succeeded in spite of him. He made the situation infinately worse with his actions because he's a bloody moron.

Even without the Archdemons they've all but wiped out the dwarven race, save for one last city. Theres a reason they own the entire of the Deep roads. Even without the Archedemons they are a match for the rest of Thedas. They only run because the Archedemons been killed and they're demoralised. Regular darkspawn do not flee from every fight obviously. ๐Ÿ™„ [/B]

Loghain was unaware of the importance of the wardens so he can't be blamed for this as he always intended on deserting the battlefield.

He's not an idiot he was just ignorant in this regard as most people in ferelden are except the wardens themselves.

Loghain can aid them so despite all your boohooing they still overcame the blight in record time. So quit being a drama queen and acting like Loghain doomed them to eternal darkness because as far as blights go this was a walk in the park.

The dwarven race isn't a massive army like wha you put together when you march against them. If you send an army like that against the scattered darkspawn you'd annihilate them in small groups. To think otherwise is ridiculous.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
We'd need a Thief too. ๐Ÿ˜›
Nah, he's just my fanboy.

Nah, you have magic and are smart. Physically you suck. ๐Ÿ˜›

Neph's 5 Bad Band is the villain.

NemeSis could be the thief?

Nay, I have trained my body and value discipline.
I have magic, smarts, and martial arts. 131

Yeah, I missed your post about the Bad Band.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
NemeSis could be the thief?

Nay, I have trained my body and value discipline.
I have magic, smarts, and martial arts. 131

Yeah, I missed your post about the Bad Band.

Nah, Tagalong.

You may only be one. ๐Ÿ˜›