Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Don't know why this didn't come to my attention until now, but...

http://movies.ign.com/articles/118/1185345p1.html

I have lost all faith in humanity...

John Travo- what? Wild Hogs....

Woot Nocturne arrived!

Geez, slow day. Have a Sexy Rikku dressed as Cloud picture:

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice. 👆

Originally posted by XanatosForever
I have lost all faith in humanity...

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Don't know why this didn't come to my attention until now, but...

http://movies.ign.com/articles/118/1185345p1.html

I don't know who either of those people are.

Bruce Lee is better anyway. It's just too bad he was killed by those robotic space pirate nazis from the future that made his death look like some kind of brain cancer or whatever.

Petty sure Chuck Norris actually just aimed a round house kick in his general direction and he he collapsed.

Jackie Chan is >Both.

Well, maybe not Bruce Lee.

Yip Man>>Bruce Lee>>>>Van Damme>>>Chuck Norris>>>Jackie Chan

also

Who the hell is Van Damme? And what would possibly cause you to put anyone but Bruce Lee in front of Chuck Norris?

What would make you wrong enough to think anyone is better than Bruce Lee?

Originally posted by Phanteros
Yip Man>>Bruce Lee>>>>Van Damme>>>Chuck Norris>>>Jackie Chan

Oh, Christ. That was funny. Bravo, well done. Best joke ever.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Who the hell is Van Damme? And what would possibly cause you to put anyone but Bruce Lee in front of Chuck Norris?

What would make you wrong enough to think anyone is better than Bruce Lee?

The fact that Bruce Lee died at 32 while Chuck is 71 but looks like he's 45 due to his immortality?

Bruce Lee died because his brain got jealous of the rest of his muscles being so huge and got bigger. Needless to say, it worked too well.

Edit: And the only reason Jackie doesn't look young is due to the fact that he isn't a pussy and does things Norris could never do. 313

edit

Bruce Lee's muscles weren't that "huge," really, he was toned and they were dense.

He's also the most overrated fighter to ever live.

God damn it, I love you.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel

Oh, Christ. That was funny. Bravo, well done. Best joke ever.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Bruce Lee's muscles weren't that "huge," really, he was toned and they were dense.

He's also the most overrated fighter to ever live.

Beat Norris up though. And Chan. 😛

Originally posted by Phanteros
Elaborate please

He's not as cool as Norris or Chan.

Alexis Goggins is cooler than all of 'em though.