Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Squidward?! <3

IIRC, Impediment or someone said that such obvious spite threads on the all vs. forum would be locked on sight. What has Ganon done to you anyway?

Originally posted by The Scenario
That actually sounds like a pretty fun matchup. Hmm, I think I'll need to prepare a few things, though.

You finished Ocarina of Time yet? It'll probably factor heavily in the outcome. If you've got a 3DS I'd recommend picking the re-release, I hear it's amazing.

It'll have to be twilight princess vs. movie version only.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Since when could Voldemort take Ganondorf? :/

Originally posted by quanchi112
I want to rape Ganondorf

I know those ass-wuppings we gave you in vs. threads must of been traumatising, but harboring these sexually angry feelings are not helping you.

Avada Kedavra.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Quan, I think you need some help.

I know those ass-wuppings we gave you in vs. threads must of been traumatising, but harboring these sexually angry feelings are not helping you.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, so you're relying on a spell that kills characters who aren't immortal? The spell that can be defended against by a simple charm? You know, like in Harry's origin story? That Harry survives later? And that Voldemort did as well? Derp.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Oh, so you're relying on a spell that kills characters who aren't immortal? The spell that can be defended against by a simple charm? You know, like in Harry's origin story? That Harry survives later? And that Voldemort did as well? Derp.

Well we've seen it used on an immortal before. Did not turn out so well for said immortal. Harry was protected by lurve, something Dorf wouldn't have.

Not that it matters. Dorf would casually TK the wand away before it could be used. Or lightly reflect the blast back with the back of his hand like he does with "that" attack.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well we've seen it used on an immortal before. Did not turn out so well for said immortal. Harry was protected by lurve, something Dorf wouldn't have.

Not that it matters. Dorf would casually TK the wand away before it could be used. Or lightly reflect the blast back with the back of his hand like he does with "that" attack.

Even though I don't buy the whole TK'd a castle thing, at the very least he has tk'd himself to fly. His weight>a sticks weight.

How many TK feats are in the Harry Potter film again? I can only recall one in particular, something that isn't likely to work on Dorf.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Even though I don't buy the whole TK'd a castle thing, at the very least he has tk'd himself to fly. His weight>a sticks weight.

How many TK feats are in the Harry Potter film again? I can only recall one in particular, something that isn't likely to work on Dorf.

If Ganondorf punched Voldemort, Voldemort would die.

Accio =/= TK

Which immortal, Aura?

Ganondorf's survived things that 'should' have killed him on a consistent basis. I see no reason to think that spell is more powerful than a light arrow or a sword that can time stop an entire country (at least) while depowered.

Originally posted by NemeBro
If Ganondorf punched Voldemort, Voldemort would die.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Accio =/= TK

Which immortal, Aura?

Ganondorf's survived things that 'should' have killed him on a consistent basis. I see no reason to think that spell is more powerful than a light arrow or a sword that can time stop an entire country (at least) while depowered.

Originally posted by quanchi112
[B]No, I have gotten out of my video game phase. Some day I will do so but who knows when, sadly.

That's unfortunate, as it's still a great game.

It'll have to be twilight princess vs. movie version only.

Your favorite, eh? Oh, well, that cuts out quite a few of his feats, then, and you and I disagree on several basic points regarding Twilight Princess. Why movie version for Voldemort, though? I read the book, haven't felt like seeing the movie(s).

Avada Kedavra.

That's debatable, but I suppose that's the purpose of threads. AK has been stopped before.

Harry survived due to his mother throwing herself in between them. Who is going to do so for Dorf ?

Phantom Ganon, possibly. Though Harry also survived due to a few other factors. One fairly universal thing, though, is that AK can be stopped by physical objects (desks, statues, Fawkes) and can be dodged by standard humans. Ganondorf can swat magical projectiles away with a sword, if you count his abilities in Zelda's body.

Heck, we know Fawkes survived an AK (he blocked one for Dumbledore, remember) via coming back to life, an ability Ganondorf shares and displays multiple times. I don't think Aveda Kedavra will be a game changer here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Snape does so in half blood prince to shut the door, Voldemort tks Harry's wand out of his hand in order of the phoenix, he easily tk's a dead giant off the bridge in deathly hallows part 2. Tk seemed almost effortless for them as well. Umbridge also tk'd that centaur around and was choking him out. This is just off the top of my head.

Hand waving implies a spell, not TK dear boy.

And to answer your question dear Scream, Voldemort himself was hit by it in Harry's backstory. It left him wrecked beyond belief. If Ganondorf were hit by it, it would likely do something serious.

Not that he will get it by it lol.

Scenario we're using movie feats. Fawkes didn't do that in the film.

Not that it mattered since Fawkes came back as an infant and would thus unable to continue fighting.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Scenario we're using movie feats. Fawkes didn't do that in the film.

Not that it mattered since Fawkes came back as an infant and would thus unable to continue fighting.

Ah. As I said, I haven't seen the movie. That sucks, though, was an awesome save.

Well, Ganondorf doesn't come back as an infant, whereas a Phoenix typically will regardless of how it dies.

And to answer your question dear Scream, Voldemort himself was hit by it in Harry's backstory. It left him wrecked beyond belief. If Ganondorf were hit by it, it would likely do something serious.

Ganondorf's survived shit way more powerful than that spell.

Originally posted by The Scenario
That's unfortunate, as it's still a great game.

Your favorite, eh? Oh, well, that cuts out quite a few of his feats, then, and you and I disagree on several basic points regarding Twilight Princess. Why movie version for Voldemort, though? I read the book, haven't felt like seeing the movie(s).

That's debatable, but I suppose that's the purpose of threads. AK has been stopped before.

Phantom Ganon, possibly. Though Harry also survived due to a few other factors. One fairly universal thing, though, is that AK can be stopped by physical objects (desks, statues, Fawkes) and can be dodged by standard humans. Ganondorf can swat magical projectiles away with a sword, if you count his abilities in Zelda's body.

Heck, we know Fawkes survived an AK (he blocked one for Dumbledore, remember) via coming back to life, an ability Ganondorf shares and displays multiple times. I don't think Aveda Kedavra will be a game changer here.

Due to circumstances outside of Dorf's abilities.

Yes, it can be dodged or parried depending on by what though. I think Dorf isn't strong enough to survive it if it hits his body.

I honestly don't think he needs the kill spell to win.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Hand waving implies a spell, not TK dear boy.

And to answer your question dear Scream, Voldemort himself was hit by it in Harry's backstory. It left him wrecked beyond belief. If Ganondorf were hit by it, it would likely do something serious.

Not that he will get it by it lol.

Scenario we're using movie feats. Fawkes didn't do that in the film.

Not that it mattered since Fawkes came back as an infant and would thus unable to continue fighting.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Ah. As I said, I haven't seen the movie. That sucks, though, was an awesome save.

Well, Ganondorf doesn't come back as an infant, whereas a Phoenix typically will regardless of how it dies.

Not really. Dumbledore tag teamed Voldy. I call cheater. Thankfully, Voldy totally won in the film.

I figured for purposes of the thread that he'd be unable to come back from death like a cheater. 😛

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Voldemort isn't immortal, he has horcruxes, big difference, lol.

Ganondorf's survived shit way more powerful than that spell.

The horcruxes are designed to make him immortal. And do in fact, what with him not being dead and all.

Maybe so. Then again since the spell itself is a "No limits" thing already, it will kill him more than likely. Or render him unable to fight.

Again, not gonna happen lol.

No limite fallacy is called thsat for a reason, lol.

The truth is we've never seen the spell kill anyone with a shred of resistance or durability. The charm Harry's mother created by sacrificing herself to protect him is noted as being simple in the books. 😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No limite [b]fallacy is called thsat for a reason, lol.

The truth is we've never seen the spell kill anyone with a shred of resistance or durability. The charm Harry's mother created by sacrificing herself to protect him is noted as being simple in the books. 😐 [/B]