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Started by General Kaliero3,949 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
Clones can fool watchers obviously when their stats don't match up exactly. The same writer gave a later explanation and like I said marvel doesn't recognize this as canon to marvel.

She's quite formidable but power not even close. It was a clone.


Prove the "later explanation." Links, quotes, etc.

Until you do, Squirrel Girl bested the real Thanos, not a weak clone like you sorely, desperately wish.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Prove the "later explanation." Links, quotes, etc.

Until you do, Squirrel Girl bested the real Thanos, not a weak clone like you sorely, desperately wish.

I don't have the she hulk explanation anymore as my pc was wiped clean. It takes place in that arc which later revealed a Thanos clone was created just to screw with his brother for a laugh, Eros.

So yeah, no proof. Gotcha.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Clones can fool watchers obviously when their stats don't match up exactly. The same writer gave a later explanation and like I said marvel doesn't recognize this as canon to marvel.

Oh well obviously. ๐Ÿ™„ Bullshit!

No he didn''t and he still said it was the real Thanos.

Prove that it doesn't recognise it as canon.

Prove the "later explanation." Links, quotes, etc.

Until you do, Squirrel Girl bested the real Thanos, not a weak clone like you sorely, desperately wish.

Thanos said he could make a clone even the Watcher couldn't spot. Clearly he was just trying to cover his ass over losing to Squirrel Girl legitimately.

I doesn't matter because the writer said it wasn't a clone.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Nope.

Yes.

An avatar means it still happened to Darkseid.

Well aren't we the biased simpleton?

Darkseid's avatars losing=bad showing for Darkseid, but Thanos' clone losing doesn't count?

What a loser you are, not worthy of being in the presence of the most meager of insects. You are the inferior.

LOL.

I am a comedic genius, yes.

A retcon would mean clone or someone posing as him

That's not what a retcon is.

so all those showings happened to Darkseid.

An inferior avatar of Darkseid.

You're the same guy who thinks Gandalf's white light kills people.

You're the same guy who thinks beating up guys in plate-mail is a good showing.

Or you're a troll.

Oh God I really hope you're a troll...

I'm not little buddy.[

I didn't specify what you were compensating for. Anxious, are we?

I don't care about feats

Which is why you're a joke.

his power in the movies was legendary.

He beat up some men in plate mail.

He wasn't even killed

He was beaten by a broken sword.

and had strength to break swords merely by stepping on them

We now know that Sauron is a fatass. Sauron being heavy doesn't make him impressive.

and knocked back 5 or 6 guys like thirty feet just by swinging in their general direction.

Not very impressive.

Yet you think he's a puss. LOL.

He was beaten by two men in plate mail. In the books (Seriously, lern2read). Sauron being a punkass is completely intentional on Tolkien's part, Villain Decay is a canon concept in his work. Lern2read, stop using the movie version, when we were discussing the books.

Says the guy who claims gandalf kills you with a bright light. LOL.

He clearly can, you silly little boy.

His presence wasn't supposed to be in our universe so that is what brought it down.

Prove this.

He was bringing the Multiverse down in his death throes.

he wasn't meant to be on our plane not that his power did anything of the sort. LOL.

Prove this.

Superman sang his I shouldn't be in this universe ass right out of our universe.

Which would take out Thanos pretty easily.

Being staked by a gl would impress you wouldn't it ?

Fifty Green Lanterns while fighting Cosmic Armoured Superman. Context, you silly boy. And stop lying.

The point is Mandrakk stole darkseid's spotlight in a story hyping him.

Mandrakk>>>>>>>>>>>>Thanos. You have no point.

It's awesome. I wish you'd get the point sometimes.

You don't have a legitimate point.

Oh, and lern2read, silly boy.

NemeBro, while I'm supportive of the rest of your calculated debate, you're using "girl" as an insult too much.

Just letting you know.

I edited it out.

Thanks, bro!

I never asked for your thanks. estahuh

Lol @ The Squirt Gun Wars.

Supersoaker full of cocaine ftw.

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
NemeBro, while I'm supportive of the rest of your calculated debate, you're using "girl" as an insult too much.

Just letting you know.

Haha, this post made me mangiggle. Partly cuz my boss got hella mad at me when he tried to chug a beer in front of us and told him: "You go, girl!"

I regret nothing.

Originally posted by NemeBro
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

If you already know about Shadowrun you should skip about 12 minutes in.

Supersoaker full of PCP ftw!

Hahahaha, the sprinkler cars! ๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by General Kaliero
So yeah, no proof. Gotcha.
It's heavily implied and like I said marvel doesn't take this shopwing seriously with regards to the real Thanos. You won't find this showing mentioned in any bio of lord Thanos. I have debated this multiple times on multiple boards.
Originally posted by Nephthys
Oh well obviously. ๐Ÿ™„ Bullshit!

No he didn''t and he still said it was the real Thanos.

Prove that it doesn't recognise it as canon.

[b]Thanos said he could make a clone even the Watcher couldn't spot. Clearly he was just trying to cover his ass over losing to Squirrel Girl legitimately.

I doesn't matter because the writer said it wasn't a clone. [/B]

You can believe marvel recognizes an obvious joke aimed at starlin but I know better.

Implication is not proof, silly boy. Thanos saying so is not the same as a writer saying so.

Squirrel Girl's victories over Doctor Doom, Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, the Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool, Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, Ego the Living Planet, and Wolverine have never been retconned. She's the most powerful Marvel character.

Face it, quan, your favorite got his ass kicked by a girl that likes fuzzy little rodents.

Also, holy **** I want a squirrel army <3333

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's heavily implied and like I said marvel doesn't take this shopwing seriously with regards to the real Thanos. You won't find this showing mentioned in any bio of lord Thanos. I have debated this multiple times on multiple boards. You can believe marvel recognizes an obvious joke aimed at starlin but I know better.

I don't much care if you think otherwise. You've already shown you cannot defeat the point so I'm happy either way.

So nuh! ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Implication is not proof, silly boy. Thanos saying so is not the same as a writer saying so.

Squirrel Girl's victories over Doctor Doom, Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, the Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool, Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, Ego the Living Planet, and Wolverine have never been retconned. She's the most powerful Marvel character.

Shes also been mentioned by one writer to have fought Galactus.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Yes.
Still no.


Well aren't we the biased simpleton?

Darkseid's avatars losing=bad showing for Darkseid, but Thanos' clone losing doesn't count?

Are you projecting again. Darkseid's avatars are manifestations of the real mccoy whereas Thanos' clones are just that clones. It isn't Thanos experiencing the pitfalls like tripping down steps that's all Darkseid.

What a loser you are, not worthy of being in the presence of the most meager of insects. You are the inferior.

I am a comedic genius, yes.

Are you attempting to flirt with me ?


That's not what a retcon is.

An inferior avatar of Darkseid.

This still occurred to Darkseid.


You're the same guy who thinks beating up guys in plate-mail is a good showing.

Or you're a troll.

Oh God I really hope you're a troll...

Knocking guys back thirty yards and single handedly changing the momentum of an epic battle is a great showing. You're right it isn't good it's great. You feel shining a bright light against the Nazgul is an awesome showing and pretend it hurt them. That's loopey.


I didn't specify what you were compensating for. Anxious, are we?

Which is why you're a joke.


Anxious no, mainly bored. You used to debate but now you are just out trying to make others laugh. You're more of a jester nowadays whose posts are somewhat flirtatious.


He beat up some men in plate mail.

He was beaten by a broken sword.

Some men. Like they were random schulbs and yes he did lose only because he lunged forward because of the broken sword. He would never have done so otherwise and it cost him. It didn't even kill him just destroyed his physical form. You had to destroy the ring to really stop him from every returning to yes, he's very impressive more so than a guy who shows up and gets beaten by Link after Link. Dorf is the Biff Tannen of the zelda verse.


We now know that Sauron is a fatass. Sauron being heavy doesn't make him impressive.

Not very impressive.

Ganon is a fatass Sauron is a bodybuilder, bro.


He was beaten by two men in plate mail. In the books (Seriously, lern2read). Sauron being a punkass is completely intentional on Tolkien's part, Villain Decay is a canon concept in his work. Lern2read, stop using the movie version, when we were discussing the books.

He clearly can, you silly little boy.

I am debating the movie version you are begging me to argue the book version. It's almost pathetic and I kinda feel for you.

He's never hurt anyone with that bright light just drove them off. It's funny but you are just a fanboy in claiming it hurt anyone.


Prove this.
Ironic you asking me to prove something when Gandalf shining a bright light on someone cannot be proven to even hurt them. Why do I have to prove something so obvious to anyone who grasped the story. Seid didn't belong on our plane of existence why else could Superman sing him off our plane. Honestly, his presence screwed up the natural order of things and yet you have Batman critically wounding someone and you actually think this guy can rock the multiverse under his own power.

He was bringing the Multiverse down in his death throes.

Prove this.

Which would take out Thanos pretty easily.

Thanos is supposed to be in a universe and Superman can't sing him off the plane. Thanos can also teleport.

Fifty Green Lanterns while fighting Cosmic Armoured Superman. Context, you silly boy. And stop lying.

Mandrakk>>>>>>>>>>>>Thanos. You have no point.

Superboy Prime took out thirty some with ease before so again not impressive. The second Mandrakk didn't take on Superman with the ca.

Thanos is unkillable so staking him wouldn't do anything. He's immune to death.


You don't have a legitimate point.

Oh, and lern2read, silly boy.

Says the guy who think Gandalf's white light is his ultimate attack and capable of death.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Implication is not proof, silly boy. Thanos saying so is not the same as a writer saying so.

Squirrel Girl's victories over Doctor Doom, Mandarin, Giganto, MODOK, Thanos, Terrax, the Bug-Eyed Voice, Bi-Beast, Deadpool, Pluto, Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo, Korvac, Ego the Living Planet, and Wolverine have never been retconned. She's the most powerful Marvel character.

The same writer implied it in another story and no Thanos bio recognizes it. She's never bested the Lt or Celestials, or Mistress death, etc. You are confusing power with formidability.
Originally posted by Peach
Face it, quan, your favorite got his ass kicked by a girl that likes fuzzy little rodents.

Also, holy **** I want a squirrel army <3333

She did kick a clone's ass. I feel bad for that clone.
Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't much care if you think otherwise. You've already shown you cannot defeat the point so I'm happy either way.

So nuh! ๐Ÿ˜›

Shes also been mentioned by one writer to have fought Galactus.

You can believe what you want and so will I. I'm perfectly content and sleep well at night.

My question of the day was screwed by Squirrel Girl... ๐Ÿ™