Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Cats > Dogs. All day.
A little dog was brave enough to fight a puma. Cats are too scared to eat their own meals.
Even in groups they can't handle one rat. For shame.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Speaking of being helpful...Dogs are learning to be a part of a business and what are cats doing? Nothing. Just scratching at every neighbor's door, begging for yum yums. Get a job estahuh
This video broke my heart. The other dog didn't get a treat, and he looked like he was on the verge of tears.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Cats > Dogs. All day.
In December 1941, the Japanese found that attacking a unit under the cover of night is only a good idea when the enemy doesn't happen to have a giant black hellhound guarding their camp. Gander noticed the impending sneak attack, decided to drop the silly puppy act and switched his Hound of the Baskervilles knob up to 11. And that's when things got ****ing metal. The first wave of the attack was stopped by a gaping, furiously barking maw followed by 170 pounds of pitch-black, furry battering ram, mowing down the terrified Japanese at thigh height.
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When Gander sat down to guard the injured soldiers, the Japanese finally collected themselves enough to remember that they were a fighting unit, with weaponry and all that jazz. So they opened fire and chucked a grenade at the terrified group. Gander took a calm look at the grenade, seconds away from exploding. Then, almost nonchalantly, he picked the thing up and charged right the **** again, at the terrified Japanese troops that had just enough time to realize how badly karma was about to bite their ass about that whole "kamikaze" thing. Gander went out in an explosive blaze of glory, later receiving a posthumous medal for his unbelievable bravery and becoming the only nonhuman soldier whose name is included in the Hong Kong memorial wall in Ottawa.
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
And just like that, my day is ruined.