Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Kaliero, tell me a story.

Yes, the image is huge, but I figure you guys especially would really appreciate it.

I assume the ones that have multiple verses requires a specific choice.

And way to triple post like a loser Blaxy-poo.

Not my fault KMC has a suck-ass 15 minute edit limit. This forum's settings are sooo 2004.

Anyway, the obvious answer to your lame ass picture would be the Pokemon universe. It's literally like a Socialst-Utopia. Any world where 10 year old kids don't just want to go out and wander the world all by themselves, but are encouraged to, is a world worth living in.

Star Wars could also work.

Where the's manly universes though? Like Warhammer 40K and the Twilight Zone?

Thanks for the spoilers Blax, you prick! 👆

(no but I lol'd)

I'd probably pick the Elder Scrolls. In all the others you pretty much have to be born with innate abilities to do anything or not be shat on whereas anyone can learn magic in Tamriel. Maybe Pokemon might be an option as well.

I assume you get the super human abilities of the world. I.e, if you chose Power Rangers, you'd get to be a Ranger. If not, that would suck pretty hard.

Unless you get to be a monster. That would be kinda cool I guess.

Where's the "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" verse?

If I get the superpowers then probably Avatar, Harry Potter or Star Wars.

Bleach is meh. I have to fight monsters for ever and live in the suckfest that is Soul Society. A plus is that its a modern setting so internets still exist. But if I get a lame zanpakuto it wouldn't be worth it.

DC and Marvel: again, its a superpower lottery and I might come up short. Plus constant supervillain attacks and world ending dramas once a week.

Digimon, meh.

Final Fantasy would be cool, but ultimately doesn't stack up.

Heroes is a superpower lottery.

Naruto and One Piece: Super. Power. Lottery.

Pokemon is for babies. estahuh Also its the pokemon that do everything. I'm still a lame old human.

With Avatar its a pretty cool and pleasant setting with sweet powers. But theres no technology so I'd probably get bored. What would I do all day?

Harry Potter, also cool powers but has technology. Not as cool as Avatar in terms of powers though.

Star Wars. The universe is constantly racked by a millennial-long war that kills trillions between two groups of religious fanatics with superpowers. And I get to be one of them! It has tech and cool superpowers so its probably in the lead. Force Powers aren't as cool or useful as bending though.

The funniest thing about One Piece would be Blackbeard's plan to wait to get the right DF. Like, can you imagine how pissed off he'd have been if he ran into someone with the Yami Yami powers, basically rendering his 30 some years of service on Whitebeard's crew worthless?

Not really. The Devil Fruits are reborn every time the user dies so he'd probably just trick Whitebeard into killing the user.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Not really. The Devil Fruits are reborn every time the user dies so he'd probably just trick Whitebeard into killing the user.

Reborn where?

Who knows. The search continues I guess.

From that list of pics I'd go with either Avatar, Pokemon, or the Elder Scrolls.

Heroes and Final Fantasy come as close seconds

Originally posted by AuraAngel

I assume the ones that have multiple verses requires a specific choice.

And way to triple post like a loser Blaxy-poo.

I approached this from a "how much time do I have to enjoy each universe?" approach.

Narnia: possible. It would be nice to hold Christian ideals (the good ones) and have proof of an afterlife. Just be a good person, believe, and you go to heaven. Not a bad life. Symbolism? Still, not many superpowers. Not as interesting as other universes.

Marvel: Yes. Probably this. Still has God: The One Above All. Prolly some sort of immortality and a lottery of superpowers that are generally more enjoyable than DC's.

DC: Still a Supreme God...of sorts. Sort of like Marvel but not as cut and dry. I put this down the list.

Avatar: continued consciousness well beyond death. Even those reincarnated are still individuals within the reincarnated person (they can talk to the "new" person). Not a bad concept. But, your ability to act in that universe is limited after death.

Elder Scrolls: Definite afterlife but consequences can be horrible for falling for some Demi-God's tricks. Like...eternal imprisonment and the such. Pretty bad afterlife if things do not work out for you. But...magical users seem quite common so it could be quite fun to live in this verse as long as you are lucky enough not to run into Daedra. I'd learn healing magic and work out a way to use it to become immortal. Bam...good life. Maybe the Gods would look poorly on me for doing so? Who knows.

Still, more to consider. That's it, for now.

Zoids.

The ones after Chaotic Century.

You get to watch people drive animal based mecha, or possibly pilot one yourself, in a sort of team based gladiatorial game.

Sounds fun, and no one seems to die so great.

DBZ are the worst one to live in. Villians pop up every week to blow up the planet plus you have to train a lot to get where Goku is(even with that he still will be stronger due his saiyin heritege) and you will be visiting the afterlife more times that you take a shit.

Bleach/Naruto-don't like the fuedal system in both but never like society in bleach for being dictatoristic. Not to mention its just a boring place to be at. With Naruto you can train for the abilities you want as long as they are not bloodline and you have a high survival chance than bleach unless you can survive long enough to reach captain.

DC/Marvel-Best ones to probably live in. Lantern rings/power armor ftw. not mention your chances of getting powers is a lot higher and becoming stronger.both have everything the others on the list have and more, plus you never die(as long as your comic sells well at least).

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Capcom - As fun as it would be killing zombies or learning the Satsui no Hadou, I wouldn't hang out in that universe because before I can do anything, I'll get a pop up telling me it's DLC and I have to pay for it. I would be like this guy.

DBZ - I'm not a fan of getting blown up every season. Last thing I need is knowing how Krillin must feel.

Bleach - There's a chance that if I die, I would live in a district full of people so poor, they apparently can't afford even sandals and sometimes, you may get offed by the higher class to rebalance souls or whatever bullcrap. Then again, there's also the chance I can become a soul reaper (what rank is anyones guess) and not be treated like an animal just as long as I'm not assigned to the 12th Division of course. I haven't made up my mind on this yet.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Well that's a no brainer. Of course I'd go there.

Marvel/DC - Having super powers would be fun and the only downside would be the criminal activity but that's what's fun about being a superhero: you beat the crap out of it until it begs for mercy.

I didn't see DBZ, there.

Shiiieeeeet. I'd do that one in a heart beat. I'd love to train all the time and not experience the wear and tear that real human bodies undergo. Then I could fly and shoot blasts out of my hands. How cool would that be? Don't forget: you'd bet lots of bitches.