Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Or maybe cats are just innate sociopaths who enjoy torturing me.

Mine only sits only me when Im watching Dexter on the comp.

Also intensely watches the screen.

Creepy little ****.

Maybe you're just an unlikeable tool and the cat wants to make you suffer for it?

You seemed to find me pretty likable last night as I recall. crackers

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Not true, much of the Boreale forest in northern Canada is pretty much unexplored, some places see human contact once every couple years. Or not at all.
THE BOREALE FOREST?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Do cats have some kind of genetic need to crawl on keyboards? Because about 30% of my day has been shepherding the little buggers away from the keys. They've started to ****ing lick it now.
Cats are by nature selfish, psychopathic **** faces.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if they were doing it purely because they want your attention.

Pretty much, you're on the computer alot so they jump on the keyboard

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
THE BOREALE FOREST?

Named after Commander Boreale for his exploits in the Kaurava System.

So I started playing SWTOR... and it's a lot of fun. However when it comes to the moral choices parts... It's almost painful how bad it is.

Gonna keep playing for a while though... dem jedi knights, too pro.

Cyner, sometimes you're way too right for your own good.

One of my exes just got back in contact with me for the express purpose of having some kind of last-word-spazz-attack. haermm

I really do need to stop chasing crazy.

Tell her you're gay, then upload many photos of you frenching different women.

If he does that it'll take her like three years to get the last word.

Cheryl, this dumpy chick who is in love with me, sits at her desk up
front signing people in, reading one of the gossip columns in the
Post, and she brightens up noticeably when she sees me approaching.
She says hello but I move past her quickly, barely registering her
presence since there's no line at the Stairmaster, for which usually
one has to wait twenty minutes. With the Stairmaster you work the
body's largest muscle group (between the pelvis and knees) and you
can end up burning more calories per minute than by doing any other
aerobic activity, except maybe Nordic skiing.
I should probably be stretching first but if I do that I'll have to wait
in line - already some ****** is behind me, probably checking out
my back, ass, leg muscles. No hardbodies at the gym today. Only
******* from the West Side, probably unemployed actors, waiters by
night, and Muldwyn Butner of Sachs, who I went to Exeter with,
over at the biceps curl machine. Butner is wearing a pair of kneelength
nylon and Lycra shorts with checkerboard inserts and a cotton
and Lycra tank top and leather Reeboks. I finish twenty minutes on
the Stairmaster and let the overmuscled, bleached-blond, middleaged
****** behind me use it and I commence with stretching
exercises. While I stretch, The Patty Winters Show I watched this
morning comes back to me. The topic was Big Breasts and there was
a woman on it who had a breast reduction since she thought her ****
were too big - the dumb *****. I immediately called McDermott who
was also watching it and we both ridiculed the woman through the
rest of the segment. I do about fifteen minutes of stretching before
heading off to the Nautilus machines.
I used to have a personal trainer whom Luis Carruthers had
recommended but he came on to me last fall and I decided to develop
my own fitness program which incorporates both aerobic exercises
and training. With weights I alternate between free weights and
weight machines that use hydraulic, pneumatic or electromechanical
resistance. Most of the machines are very efficient since
computerized keypads allow one to make adjustments in weight
resistance without getting up. The positive aspects of the machines
include minimizing muscle soreness and reducing any chance of
injury. But I also like the versatility and freedom that free weights
offer and the many variations in lifting that I can't get on the
machines.
On the leg machines I do five sets of ten repetitions. For the back I
also do five sets of ten repetitions. On the stomach crunch machine
I've gotten so I can do six sets of fifteen and on the biceps curl
machine I do seven sets of ten. Before moving to the free weights I
spend twenty minutes on the exercise bike while reading the new
issue of Money magazine. Over at the free weights I do three sets of
fifteen repetitions of leg extensions, leg curls and leg presses, then
three sets and twenty repetitions of barbell curls, then three sets and
twenty repetitions of bentover lateral raises for the rear deltoids and
three sets and twenty repetitions of latissimus pulldowns, pulley
rows, dead lifts and bent-over barbell rows. For the chest I do three
sets and twenty reps of incline-bench presses. For the front deltoids I
also do three sets of lateral raises and seated dumbbell presses.
Finally, for the triceps I do three sets and twenty reps of cable
pushdowns and close-grip bench presses. After more stretching
exercises to cool down I take a quick hot shower and then head to
the video store where I return two tapes I rented on Monday, She-
Male Reformatory and Body Double, but I rerent Body Double
because I want to watch it again tonight even though I know I won't
have enough time to masturbate over the scene where the woman is
getting drilled to death by a power drill since I have a date with
Courtney at seven-thirty at Café Luxembourg.

- American Psycho. Chapter six. Mental illness personified.haermm

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/135207-harvard-creates-cyborg-flesh-thats-half-man-half-machine

One step closer to Deus Ex.

And then green explosions!

Originally posted by Phanteros
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/135207-harvard-creates-cyborg-flesh-thats-half-man-half-machine

One step closer to Deus Ex.

I never asked for this.

Announcement:

The Foreign Cinema Forum, which is dead in the water due to inactivity, is now the official forum for the unofficial All Versus Forum. This is in beta test mode, and I have been given the green light to do this.

Please read the rules I have made and have fun posting!

Remember: at least one member of the fight has to be cross genre! No forum specific matches will be allowed. That's why we already have the existing forums.

Fantastic. I'll try and contribute something meaningful to it. Thanks for the head's up Impediment.

And another Of my characters is done.

Extra Credits - Spec-Ops: The Line SPOILER discussion.

This game sounds amazing.

Link vs Jubei Kibagami

...Thus, it begins...*takes a deep breath*

LOL LOVE LINK CLUB...ASSEEEEEEMMMMMBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!