Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by The Scenario3,949 pages

Hope you have a great birthday, Aura.

Go get some Bday tail.

:T

Never gonna happen I imagine.

Not with that attitude.

C'mon Aura, don't be like the losers here who substitute women with anime and jrpg's. Go out and get some BDay cake* dammit!

By cake I mean pussy.

Want me to be your wingman brah? excellent

If you think you can cover for someone as insecure as moi, be my guest lol.

If you drank irresponsibly excessive amounts of alcohol you wouldn't have that problem.

Dry county!

Which doesn't actually inconvenience me at all if I wanted a drink. I just don't want any.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
If you think you can cover for someone as insecure as moi, be my guest lol.

I can work with that o:

Originally posted by BloodRain
I can work with that o:

Then do it.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
If you drank irresponsibly excessive amounts of alcohol you wouldn't have that problem.
This works. You just may not remember much of the sex and.or it might suck.

Would like to remember my first time gentlemen lol.

Me too.

Virgin buddies! hi5

Room for one more in that club?

All male threesome then. Three birds one stone.

Never!

Wohoa whoa whoa there. I didn't sign up for anything like that. ermm

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HERE COMES THE RAPE TRAIN!!!!!!!

I will break every bone in your body with Morgan Freeman narrating in the background. estahuh

Yeah, thats the spirit Xan. Don't be afraid to be a little rough with Neph 313