Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Whats that? I'm always right? Why thank you Nemebro, I think so too.

Cowardly swine.

I can't 8e 8othered to respond atm. May8e l8er.

Derren Brown: Svengali

dancy

Neph isn't going to respond.

He's beaten.

Beaten like a fox!

It's my birthday, and I am a bawss.

I've had a 4 million scoville hotsauce, and two 2 million scoville hotsauces today.

Only a small amount of each, mind you, because I'm not stupid. I will not pretend that I was not affected. I'd be a liar. I will however say that after eating the 4 million sauce, eating the 2 million was surprisingly easy. That might only be because my system was still in shock at what a douchebag my brain can be, though.

Hope it the end result burns a magnitude more ferocious~

Originally posted by BloodRain
I'd tell you to tap some Bday ass, but I'm afraid you'll get drunk and wake up in a Green Card marriage with a Taiwanese lesbian ermm

Happy birthday ya drunk bastard.

<3

Happy Birthday, be glad you have survived another year and proud to do it again.

Yeah Happy Birthday and stuff.

Thanks, guys 8D

Happy 8irthday. May your next year 8e filled with even more cats. 👆

Nephtys, you bastard. You got me reading Homestuck.

Shin...puck you. Happy birthday.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Nephtys, you bastard. You got me reading Homestuck.

Dunno who the chixx0r is yet. I'm in act....5, I think? Dave just had Jade robo-slap herself. Reminded me strongly of Matthias. In fact, Dave in general reminds me of Matt.

You're in Act 4. Act 5 is when you get introduced to the Trolls. Act 5 and 6 are huuuuuuuuge!!!!!!!!

Dave is the coolest kid. So Matts a lucky dude.

No, I'm sure that I'm in act 5, then. I've seen a couple of the trolls, though they haven't been fully introduced just yet. Rose is in the Land of Light and Rain, John's in the Land of Wind and...something....and the mail lady just got helped out by the Black Queen to deal with a citation.

Homestuck sucks.

Read a manly webcomic, like Order of the Stick.

Oh, I do. I'd've re-read it three times, at least once in paper format. Is win.