Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

It's 14 here.

You can't smoke with a minor in your car, but you can **** one in the back seat as long as your k with not having a cigarette after.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Pro Gamer Suspended For Saying He Had Sex With a 14-Year-Old.

For statutory rape I sure as shit hope he gets more than a one month ****ing suspension. 😐

Dood's French and has trouble speaking English. Probably meant that he romped a 14 year old in a match or something.

You'd have to be pretty mentally handicapped to claim you had sex with a minor on a live stream. 😬

I think so to, reading the actual lines (couldn't see the screencap on my phone).

Really looks more like he was saying he phucked up a 14 year old player- not that he had sex with a 14 year old.

As well, how does "abuse" turn into "have sexual intercourse with"...?

He's 19. she's 14.

I fail to see how ****ing her could be morally wrong.

19 year olds aren't exactly far away from becoming adults and 14 year olds are still kids.

You're still a kid at 19, and males develop slower than females.

You're only 20, right?

Got something to tell us, purrvert?

I'm not sure a rampant kiddy fiddler like you should be implying anything Nephy.

Whatever, I'm just psyched that I'm older than you.

Kiddo. 😉

I'm 21 in three days. D:

How cute! Maybe I'll send you the money so you can buy your first beer. 👆

EA apparently attempted to buy out Valve in the past with offers over one billion.

Gabe Newell has stated he'd rather "see Valve disintegrate then be bought."

Oh my god, someone in the video game industry with integrity. What is the world coming too?

Glad they didn't sell out.

I've still never played anything Valve has made.

Do yourself a favour and try TF2 if you can, Moo. Is a rare example of an extremely fun FPS game.

Originally posted by Nephthys
How cute! Maybe I'll send you the money so you can buy your first beer. 👆

You're considered a full-on adult when you hit 18 around here.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
EA apparently attempted to buy out Valve in the past with offers over one billion.

Gabe Newell has stated he'd rather "see Valve disintegrate then be bought."

If only Bioware had done that too.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Do yourself a favour and try TF2 if you can, Moo. Is a rare example of an extremely fun FPS game.

I don't believe I can.

EA Botches Origin Coupon Giveaway

Lol, EA fail.