So, we are playing Dark Heresy, a Warhammer 40,000 tabletop RPG, and doing it via Skype.
Blax, FinalAnswer, Scream, and the illustrious NemeBro are the ones playing, with FA GMing this practice session.
I am playing a psyker, a sort of mage class, who has a built-in mechanic that makes their powers potentially dangerous to use, doing psychic phenomena and potentially perils of the warp.
I just rolled a result that ended up in Perils of the Warp, the effect being that everything around me, including me, floats upwards, zero gravity and shit. This wasn't too bad, because the ceiling is only a little more than three meters above us, so when the effect ends we won't die of falling damage.
BUT.
The power I rolled was Fearful Aura, and because **** my fellow players, I did not warn them not to look at me, so they also suffered from it.
FA's character, a little scholar girl, was rendered catatonic, but it is what happened to Blax's Arbite, basically Judge Dredd in spehss, that warrants mention.
He will now vomit uncontrollably for roughly thirty seconds... BUT, due to the zero gravity making Blax and his vomit float at the same rate, it will basically be smothering his face the whole time.
I'm awesome.
Originally posted by NemeBroAnd he did it outloud, in front of them, while we were trying to make them do useful shit for us. Magnus, your character, is a tactless idiot.
Magnus (My character) was the first one to suggest killing them, you *******.
Originally posted by Tzeentch._I will always remember the wisdom of his words; "HWARRGGLWWBELH"
It's kind of sad that Judge Dredd was the reasonable marine of the group.
Dat solo.
Inorite? At least Magnus actually fought the enemy. haermm
First into battle, last to leave. estahuh
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And he did it outloud, in front of them, while we were trying to make them do useful shit for us. Magnus, your character, is a tactless idiot.
Even in the face of three criminals pointing autoguns at you, never compromise.