Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
For someone who wasn't an ally, he sure contributed more to the fight then Skex ever did. sneer
He poked a couple bugs, woo. And only because Magnus disabled enough of our own team for him to reach them and for some reason he had a psychotic need to save the life of that guy who wanted to kill him, when the best thing that could've possibly happened to them was we all die. haermm

FinalAnswer Flower

He was just too stoic to care though.

Peach mordrem

You guys are ridiculous 😛

Tzeentch._ #gottem

I decided to check the rulebook just now, because I'm still butthurt at Maguns' matrix-dodging my attempted team-kill. uhuh

A character can only dodge or parry an attack if he is aware of it. Maguns' back was to me while he was dueling the bug, thus he couldn't have been aware that I was pointing my shotgun at the back of this head.

I posthumously declare that Maguns the Blue is dead. Killed via buckshot to the back of the skull. uhuh

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Wasn't he killed by vomit?

Tzeentch._ #gottem

No, that was me.

And I didn't die. I was just suffocating in it for awhile.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Hah, team killing ****tardation SUCCESS!

Not even the GM could protect Magnus.

Peach mordrem

You guys really, really need to be introduced to Paranoia. Judging by how your game went, it'd be right up all of your alleys 😄

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

The computer knows of no such game, claiming otherwise is treason.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by Peach
You guys really, really need to be introduced to Paranoia. Judging by how your game went, it'd be right up all of your alleys 😄

Does it have a crit system that can turn your enemy's femur into a frag grenade?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
I decided to check the rulebook just now, because I'm still butthurt at Maguns' matrix-dodging my attempted team-kill. uhuh

A character can only dodge or parry an attack if he is aware of it. Maguns' back was to me while he was dueling the bug, thus he couldn't have been aware that I was pointing my shotgun at the back of this head.

I posthumously declare that Maguns the Blue is dead. Killed via buckshot to the back of the skull. uhuh

I burn a Fate Point.

Get on my level.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Okay, so instead you're laying on the ground in a puddle of blood with the back of your brain visible to the naked eye.

I'll take that.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by NemeBro
I burn a Fate Point.

Get on my level.

That's the second time you've had to do that in noncanon. haermm

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Does it have a crit system that can turn your enemy's femur into a frag grenade?

Well, about 95% of the time you'll be fighting against the other players.

NemeBro Senior Member

It sounds like a much less brutal and hardcore FATAL.

Peach mordrem

Except that it isn't terrible.

NemeBro Senior Member

FATAL is the greatest game ever created, don't hate.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

You guys know how I said sometimes I wish I knew what you were talking about?

Yeah, this isn't one of those times.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by NemeBro
FATAL is the greatest game ever created, don't hate.

This is why I never take you out anymore.
Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You guys know how I said sometimes I wish I knew what you were talking about?

Yeah, this isn't one of those times.


Table top pen and paper RPG's, Moo. Ignore FATAL, it's the worst game ever. It has a stat for anal circumference.

We're playing Dark Heresy, an RPG with rules for hitting people so hard they explode violently. It has the best crit charts ever, and also some of the lowest life expectancy for player characters ever.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Isn't one of those times.