Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by The_Tempest3,949 pages

Thanks for reaffirming the utter weakness of Willow and Xander as characters by pointing out that they were nothing more than ways to ingratiate an audience to a token queer.

Angel, on the other hand, is a magnificent study in action and reaction, choice and consequence. And David's acting as Angelus is without question greater than any of Willow's attempts to be "bad", cementing his superiority over her.

Willow's attempts to be bad are not meant to be taken seriously.

... But then, it was hard to take Angelus's attempts seriously as well. Even Warren made a more compelling and reprehensible villain.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Willow's attempts to be bad are not meant to be taken seriously.

Something in common with your arguments, I take it?

Originally posted by NemeBro
... But then, it was hard to take Angelus's attempts seriously as well. Even Warren made a more compelling and reprehensible villain.

๐Ÿ˜‚

Warren's misogyny was definitely compelling in that we saw its progression from subtle, minor insecurity to full-blown murderous rage, but Angelus was a vastly more intimidating, terrifying, and effective villain. The only Big Bad on Buffy who comes close to matching Angelus in terms of overall effectiveness is the Mayor, who is a refreshingly original antagonist.

Good or bad, straight or gay, Willow is inconsequential.

While the Mayor is indeed the best villain Buffy has (I was certainly trolling with Warren, lol), being five steps ahead of the scoobies the whole season, until he slipped up via losing his temper from Buffy nearly killing Faith.

Afraid not, Willow:

A. Doesn't breathe with her mouth.

and

B. Would beat the **** out of Angel.

Therefore she is the better character.

Originally posted by NemeBro
While the Mayor is indeed the best villain Buffy has

Angelus's supremacy requires that the Mayor be relegated to number two.

Originally posted by NemeBro
(I was certainly trolling with Warren, lol),

It's both telling and tragic that your only quasi-rational point was when you were trolling.

Can there be any doubt that, like Willow to Angel, you are my inferior?

Originally posted by NemeBro
being five steps ahead of the scoobies the whole season, until he slipped up via losing his temper from Buffy nearly killing Faith.

The Mayor is great, but he's still a poor man's Holland Manners.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Afraid not, Willow:

A. Doesn't breathe with her mouth.

Only because it's too busy lapping at ugly Tara's box, which I presume is equally repugnant and stutters almost as often.

Originally posted by NemeBro
and

B. Would beat the **** out of Angel.

Therefore she is the better character.

Willow was defeated by Xander and a series of "I love you"'s. Your argument is invalid.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Angelus's supremacy requires that the Mayor be relegated to number two.

Afraid not.

The Mayor is more intelligent and Caleb was more vile and reprehensible.

Angel, as always, can only reach for second best.

It's both telling and tragic that your only quasi-rational point was when you were trolling.

Can there be any doubt that, like Willow to Angel, you are my inferior?

I'm afraid not.

Please stop the dick-measuring contest. As Nephthys can attest to as I plow that cat ass every night, I have won in that regard.

The Mayor is great, but he's still a poor man's Holland Manners.

lolno

Only because it's too busy lapping at ugly Tara's box, which I presume is equally repugnant and stutters almost as often.

Tara is better-looking than any disgusting skank you're assramming pedo-worshipping ass could get.

Willow was defeated by Xander and a series of "I love you"'s. Your argument is invalid.

Angelus was defeated by... Oh that's right, Willow. ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by NemeBro
Afraid not.

The Mayor is more intelligent and Caleb was more vile and reprehensible.

Angel, as always, can only reach for second best.

lolno

Angel/us has outwitted Buffy & the Scoobies, the Fang Gang, Jasmine!Cordelia (an omnipotent being), Wolfram & Hart, and... the Mayor in S3 "Enemies." Try again.

Caleb, as a preacher and with his righteous traditional views of women and their roles in society, is by definition less vile and reprehensible.

I'm afraid not.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Please stop the dick-measuring contest.

It's not my fault your losing streak, like your anus beneath my beefstick, stretches ever farther.

Originally posted by NemeBro
As Nephthys can attest to as I plow that cat ass every night, I have won in that regard.

Only you would see conquests with Neph as victory, when in reality it only stands testament to your low standards.

Originally posted by NemeBro
lolno

Tara is better-looking than any disgusting skank you're assramming pedo-worshipping ass could get.

Are you saying you're uglier than Tara?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Angelus was defeated by... Oh that's right, Willow. ๐Ÿ™‚

No, Angelus was beaten by Buffy. Willow was too busy hiding in a hospital room struggling with an inanimate paperweight out of fear of Angelus's ferocious wrath.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
lolno

Angel/us has outwitted Buffy & the Scoobies, the Fang Gang, Jasmine!Cordelia (an omnipotent being), Wolfram & Hart, and... the Mayor in S3 "Enemies." Try again.

Caleb, as a preacher and with his righteous traditional views of women and their roles in society, is by definition less vile and reprehensible.

I'm afraid not.

Yet the Mayor won the moral victory, using his awesomeness to convince Angel to keep on being an emo puss and made him skip town. Such an emotionally fragile little guy.

Caleb is played by Nathan Fillion.

It's not my fault your losing streak, like your anus beneath my beefstick, stretches ever farther.

My anus has standards, and your little nubdick couldn't stretch a condom you punk ass pussy.

Only you would see conquests with Neph as victory, when in reality it only stands testament to your low standards.

Spoken like the president of Jellytown.

Are you saying you're uglier than Tara?

I am possessing of a masculine beauty that makes both men and women weep.

Tara is hot though.

No, Angelus was beaten by Buffy. Willow was too busy hiding in a hospital room struggling with an inanimate paperweight out of fear of Angelus's ferocious wrath.

Willow is the one who shoved Angel's soul back up his ass with her huge majik lesbocock.

They're both shit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Yet the Mayor won the moral victory, using his awesomeness to convince Angel to keep on being an emo puss and made him skip town. Such an emotionally fragile little guy.

The Mayor was too busy being dead and disregarded about to have won any moral victory.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Caleb is played by Nathan Fillion.

And Tara is played by SweetJesus McUgly, what's your point?
Fillion's fat. Your argument is invalid.

Originally posted by NemeBro
My anus has standards,

Obviously, else I wouldn't enjoy reaming it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
and your little nubdick couldn't stretch a condom you punk ass pussy.

Please. My tool was sufficient to transform your pothole sized anus into a true love tunnel in one go.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Spoken like the president of Jellytown.

President of a town? Really? Remind me to give you a lesson in basic local government and its structure the next time I pop in for a visit.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I am possessing of a masculine beauty that makes both men and women weep.

Yes, your hideousness is sufficient to reduce any to tears. Luckily for the both of us, I've spent enough time around your mother to be used to it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Tara is hot though.

It is testament to your options for female companionship that you would think that, but I assure you, she is unattractive by any reasonable standards.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Willow is the one who shoved Angel's soul back up his ass with her huge majik lesbocock.

Only because Angelus allowed her to in order to pull one last, vicious gambit against Buffy: forcing her to send her beloved boyfriend to hell.

Try harder*.

*The irony of that instruction, when one considers your complete and utter impotence, is not lost on me.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Fillion's fat.
No.

You've gone too far this time.

Originally posted by NemeBro
No.

You've gone too far this time.

That's what she said!

get it?

get it?

Get these.

*grabs crotch*

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Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
They're both shit.

This is unequivocally the right answer.

I tried to watch Buffy a few months ago and was amazed at how shit, badly acted and dated it was. Angel was in the episode and was awful too btw (lrn 2 act mother****er). And when I attempted Angel's series it was equally as terrible.

Adventure Time and My Little Pony are both superior shows than those two assramming chucklefvckpies.

(Firefly is the best Whedon show by a nautical mile btw. Accept no substitutes.)

Adventure Time is far inferior to Buffy and Angel actually.

I have come to expect shitty opinions from you though.

That's a idiotic way to spell superior. IT HAS AN S IN IT RETARD!

Buffy is pretty awful. Not even kidding. It's really lost all charm that it used to hold for me. The only thing good about it anymore is having the first lesbian kiss on TV and all the steamy fanfiction goons write about it.

Be more nerdish guys.

I could, but even I think Halo is lame.

There you go. I knew you had it in you.