The_Tempest
Senior Member
Originally posted by NemeBro
Yet the Mayor won the moral victory, using his awesomeness to convince Angel to keep on being an emo puss and made him skip town. Such an emotionally fragile little guy.
The Mayor was too busy being dead and disregarded about to have won any moral victory.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Caleb is played by Nathan Fillion.
And Tara is played by SweetJesus McUgly, what's your point?
Fillion's fat. Your argument is invalid.
Originally posted by NemeBro
My anus has standards,
Obviously, else I wouldn't enjoy reaming it.
Originally posted by NemeBro
and your little nubdick couldn't stretch a condom you punk ass pussy.
Please. My tool was sufficient to transform your pothole sized anus into a true love tunnel in one go.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Spoken like the president of Jellytown.
President of a town? Really? Remind me to give you a lesson in basic local government and its structure the next time I pop in for a visit.
Originally posted by NemeBro
I am possessing of a masculine beauty that makes both men and women weep.
Yes, your hideousness is sufficient to reduce any to tears. Luckily for the both of us, I've spent enough time around your mother to be used to it.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Tara is hot though.
It is testament to your options for female companionship that you would think that, but I assure you, she is unattractive by any reasonable standards.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Willow is the one who shoved Angel's soul back up his ass with her huge majik lesbocock.
Only because Angelus allowed her to in order to pull one last, vicious gambit against Buffy: forcing her to send her beloved boyfriend to hell.
Try harder*.
*The irony of that instruction, when one considers your complete and utter impotence, is not lost on me.