Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Peach3,949 pages

I hate trying to write cover letters when applying for a job.

Yeah, I know that feel. I'm gonna have to start working on a cover-letter/resume today for an interview thursday.

What are you applying for? D:

Marketing/writing job.

Marketing and writing. Hm... Like Mad Men.

Never seen it 😛

I'd be a writer on a marketing team. Basically taking info and drafting it into blog posts, press releases, emails, and so on and so forth - making it interesting to read.

Which is something I'm really good at, so yeah.

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If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don’t have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they’re relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn’t matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes. — Newt Gingrich, Adjunct Instructor, Reinhardt College,1995 “Renewing American Civilization”

What a weird ass dude. lol

I always felt something deep inside, calling out for blood. Only now do I know that it was a lust to man a Aegis-class cruiser.

Thank you Mr Gringrich. Thank you.

Did you just basically admit that you're a ladyman?

"Magnus the Red stood directly below the device, looking up
through the crystal into the night sky directly above the centre of
Occullum Square. He was naked but for a loincloth, his flesh bare
to the elements and gleaming with oil.
Ahriman watched as Amon massaged a mixture of sandalwood,
jasmine and benzoin oil into Magnus’ flesh. Uthizzar
scraped the excess oil from the primarch’s body with a bonebladed
knife as Auramagma held a smoking censer that filled the
air with the fragrance of cinquefoil. Phael Toron stood next to
Ahriman, his body language stiff and awkward."

As if we needed more proof that Magnus is the weakest and most ghey Primarch.

Even Fulgrim and Sanguinus don't command their underlings to give them sponge bathes.

I know, I can't wait for this Death Battle video either.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

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what are you counting down to

An orgy. Or maybe the end of the world.

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