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why was she crying did you at least have the manly fortitude to ask

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well I just had a crying woman beg me to let her into my house. How was everyone elses day?

edit- Melissia reached out to me emotionally for the first and probably last time ever yesterday. T'was odd.

Apparently she knew a guy called 'London Dave' who lived here previously. She said her son had just been taken from her by social services because she 'fell' off a cliff so they thought she was suicidal. She said she couldn't go to any of her friends because they wanted to save her even though she had nothing to live for. She seemed really, really eager to get in, even offering to pay me to let her in, said she just needed 'a thing' and wouldn't say anything else despite me repeatedly asking why she needed to get in so much. She seemed quite deranged to be honest, kept talking about corruption and how she was in Anonymous and that plus the fact that there was a guy with her really made me not want to let her in. No way am I letting two strangers into my house when things are that fishy.

But all in all, one of the most distressing things I've had happen to me. I really hope she doesn't come back.

There was a guy with her? Yeah I wouldn't have let her in either. If it was raining really hard I would have sneered at her before slamming the door in fact. If it wasn't raining I'd just quickly close the door while muttering something about having my own religion.

If she'd been alone though, you would have had to let her in, you realize. And give her the D. You have an obligation Neph.

I didn't even open the door.

But your charming advice has been noted. Unfortunately although she was very good-looking from what I can tell, ruined mascara doesn't really do it for me.

I see. So you talked to her through the door? >__>

Yes. Beware my swag.

cole world

Seems like they were trying to rape you Neph. Personally I would have called the police while getting my .45 pistol.

He's in Britain, they're not allowed to defend themselves there.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
He's in Britain, they're not allowed to defend themselves there.

LOL

I guess you just have to get raped in Britain.

Depends on the race though.

EDITED

Eeep. Welp, looks like I'm only ever opening the door to Asians from now on.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Eeep. Welp, looks like I'm only ever opening the door to Asians from now on.

I hope you mean Oriental types and not the way Brits usually use it while referring to Indians and Middle Easterners in general. Cause then you'll just get gangraped and killed.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Eeep. Welp, looks like I'm only ever opening the door to Asians from now on illegally buying a gun tomorrow.

This thread's gone somewhere dark.

By dark, I'm referring to Neph's anus.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._

edit- Melissia reached out to me emotionally for the first and probably last time ever yesterday. T'was odd.

My anus is a very well lit on top of being a pleasant shade of pink thank you very much.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Did you let her in and listen to her sob story while nonchalantly putting the barry white record on and pouring two glasses of champagne, both for her?

edit- Melissia reached out to me emotionally for the first and probably last time ever yesterday. T'was odd.

did you prey on her weakness and take advantage

Originally posted by NemeBro
Link.

In the misogyny in 40K thread (lol), she quoted some guy telling her to trust him, and she said that her trust wasn't a privilege he'd earned yet (lol). I quoted that, asking what it would take to earn her trust, and offered her a foot massage.

She PM'd me like 10 minutes later explaining that she was tired of people shitting on her for being a feminist and just wanted respect. My response was "so you don't want this foot massage?"

She hasn't responded. It's been like 10 hours.

so you did take advantage you disgust me