Have you met the Pot Lady yet? Because if not you don't know what weird is. crackers
But yeah, game is fantastic. Keep it up, it only gets weirder. Does York still do that thing where he turns his head to talk to people while driving and the camera turns with him? Lol, such a ****ing trollmove.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the **** out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a *****” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the *******, grabs the ******* by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned **** machine. ******* completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
When I grow up, I want to be the Gay Avenger.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the *******, grabs the ******* by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned **** machine. ******* completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
That's actually pretty awesome haermm
Originally posted by Nephthys
Have you met the Pot Lady yet? Because if not [b]you don't know what weird is. crackersBut yeah, game is fantastic. Keep it up, it only gets weirder. Does York still do that thing where he turns his head to talk to people while driving and the camera turns with him? Lol, such a ****ing trollmove.
When I grow up, I want to be the Gay Avenger. [/B]
Know why he does that at a gay bar?
'cause he'd get his ass beat trying to do it at a regular one.
It was a singularly interesting experience. I hadn't noticed initially because when I'd first stepped foot into the bar, the only thing playing on the screen were two dudes in chainmail armor swordfighting some dudes in rubber suits. I thought the 80's porn-staches everyone was rocking was mildly disturbing, and the poor production values of the monsters were wierd too, but otherwise I didn't think much of it.
Ten minutes later, I look up, and this John Snow looking guy is bent over a horse, screaming his head off, and this other John Snow looking guy is shoving his fist up the dude's ass. I wanted to look away, but instead I watched the entire scene.
Beyond that one moment of boundless horror, it was a positive experience. Everyone was really relaxed and friendly. They had a shirtless contest, and convinced my sister to be the host. Pretty fun.
Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Ten minutes later, I look up, and this John Snow looking guy is bent over a horse, screaming his head off, and this other John Snow looking guy is shoving his fist up the dude's ass. I wanted to look away, but instead I watched the entire scene.
I know the feeling, but in my case it was an actual horse screwing a dude in his ass. I just couldn't look away... I couldn't... the horror, the horror.