Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Kirikaze Fuuma3,949 pages
Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

it's just how I describe porn. no surprise if so many people would disagree. and... it's not the viruses. but the "poison" is porn itself.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

And exactly what is porn doing, what is it poisoning when I look it up?

Peach mordrem

Nah, there's nothing wrong with porn.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Kirikaze Fuuma
porn is something you shouldn't "eat" because it's a "poison".

This is hilarious.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Many here would disagree with that assertion sir, and actually, I acquired porn viruses by being a jackass and straying from my normal sites that never give me viruses, by googling and looking for specific videos.

But yeah, even with porn viruses in this computer, I still look up porn and hentai.


Just goes to show you. When it comes to porn, you should only go to trusted partners you already know are clean. Because most computer condoms are ineffective and bitchy. Like Norton.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

And what is your favorite type of pornography Peach? 🙂

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
And what is your favorite type of pornography Peach? 🙂

*giggles* innocent

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
And what is your favorite type of pornography Peach? 🙂

That's for me to know and you to...remain in the dark about.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
*giggles* innocent

Shut up, Obi-wan 😛

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Peach
Shut up, Obi-wan 😛

😂

Won't be long before that line's a turn-on, honey. 😉

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Peach
Shut up, Obi-wan 😛
That joke was not funny the first time that fat guy said it, and remains to be quite low in the humor department still.

Peach mordrem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
😂

Won't be long before that line's a turn-on, honey. 😉

*facepalms*

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That joke was not funny the first time that fat guy said it, and remains to be quite low in the humor department still.

You don't even know what the joke is.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
That joke was not funny the first time that fat guy said it, and remains to be quite low in the humor department still.

Just because you don't get it doesn't mean the people in on the joke don't find it continually hilarious.

Originally posted by Peach
*facepalms*

You don't even know what the joke is.


😊

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

GK, can I have a hug?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
GK, can I have a hug?

Depends. Why?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Your skin is soft like my favorite Teddy.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Then no, not really.

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Aw...Why not? 🙁

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Because you fantasizing about how soft my skin is is just a little Jame Gumb?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

I don't need to "fantasize", I already know.

And who the hell is Jame Gumb?

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

...Seriously? You don't know the name?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

No, hence why I asked who he is.