Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
On a better topic, quote game.

"Nightshade can be deadly, if you eat it."

"A kiss can be deadlier, if you mean it."

What movie is this exchange from!? And what characters? =D

I think you got the quote slightly wrong.

It's mistletoe, not nightshade, and it's from Batman Returns.

Originally posted by Voyeur
I was going to do a "Guess the quote" but...to much effort to type this out again.
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"To the pain ..."

Quoted this so it could be on the next page. So much win should be illegal. XD

Oh, and Scream? Anyone who doesn't like the Princess Bride has no credibility. 😛 Hell, TV Tropes as at least three separate tropes started by the movie, probably the most famous of which being "My Name Is Inigo Montoya"

The protagonist of Bleach wins Every. Single. Battle. by way of this trope. Sometimes it's his Superpowered Evil Side flaring up, other time it just takes him being beaten half to death to focus and fight for reals. Of course, the whole shikai-bankai thing makes it easy; the person who pulls their bankai last wins.

This is win.

<_< R u surrre? I watched it just recently.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
This is win.

The whole site is win.

Edit: It even has a page dedicated To The Pain

Best song in the world about the best character in games <3
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Song of Time > Sheik's theme.

Sheik/Zelda > Link. Why? her TK can rape Link because it's not based off evil, she's as pure and balanced.

Win :]

o_o This stops him from throwing his shield at her, KOing her, how? =P

Also, the "does it need to be evil?" thign is up for debate. D:<

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
o_o This stops him from throwing his shield at her, KOing her, how? =P

Also, the "does it need to be evil?" thign is up for debate. D:<

Yeah, because the Master Sword Repels evil. Not telekinesis. But if that Telekinesis originates from something evil, i.e. Jenova, Ganon's magic, etc. Then yeah it would.

And, what tops him? her stopping his shield with TK or simply being able to teleport up the ass. She even shows she can levitate. She's OP. Besides Wisdom is on her side, she knows the outcome. She's like, what's that son? And Link is dead.

She's got the Xavier mind rape lulz.

nah but Trolling aside. Her Telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation are all pure 100% her powers and only made more intense by the Wisdom of the Triforce, and Nayru's Blessing. She is pure and balanced. So her power dwells from a divine force just like Link, so the master sword's ability to repel evil, becomes void. She can hold and touch the Master Sword too. So she can TK it out of his hand, disarm his shield, and then just let him stand there, with out killing him. Knowing the fight is inevitable.

See, they're all noobs here at KMC because they don't know the lore and facts of LoZ.

PIS aside. Zelda/Sheik > Ganondorf Dragmire > Link < Ganondorf Dragmire

(personally by pure divinity and the Triforce of Courage, endows Link with an undying life force and will, and he is shown to go head to head in feats of strength if not greater then Ganondorf, who is only capable because of his Triforce of Power. So, it'd be 50/50. Or so, but Link has the very counter and bane to what Ganon is at all times on his side. Even with out PIS, I think Link can take him)

The very power of light and the ability to smite Ganon, comes from with in Zelda's own divine power. She was only captured for plot purposes. She clearly teleported away with ease in TP as well. The only reason Link is given so much props among those three is because that is who you play as. Who the hell wants to play as Zelda? not many. (*cough* I would)

Her TK's only shown to be strong enough to lift gates, Link would throw his sheild at her, and her telepathy is based on Link being asleep, it's not Xavier class. A minor backhand with no force behind it from Ganondorf knocks her out, a sheild to the face would crush her head o: Besides, it takes her a second to muster her telekenesis and raise a gate in OoT.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Her TK's only shown to be strong enough to lift gates, Link would throw his sheild at her, and her telepathy is based on Link being asleep, it's not Xavier class. A minor backhand with no force behind it from Ganondorf knocks her out, a sheild to the face would crush her head o: Besides, it takes her a second to muster her telekenesis and raise a gate in OoT.
We've gone over this. Her telepathy is innate. She was able to do it while Link was awake and picking up the ocarina. She also was able to relay a message to him while he was in Majora's Mask iirc (and I do) but yeah, kek, it's not Xavier mind rape status. Except, I think she Semi controlled Midna Imp for to some unknown degree...it just seemed that way.

in TP her teleportation was like *snap* Light Speed. And actually, Idk, probably greater. Because they end up in that weird spiritual dimension with the spirits, so she probably does dimension rifting just like Ganon, except he uses Twilight, and she uses a more holy based realm.

She also shows she has a premonition's and the ability to semi-predict the future when she relays the dream she had she'd meet Link, and etc. Also her time while being trained by Impa to be a Sheikah, to become Sheik, is really when her knowledge became extensive. Her endowed Wisdom from the Triforce and the fact the Sheikah have been around since Hyrule's creation, mean she is the most intelligent being in all of Hyrule.

In fact my theory stands that she knows exactly what is going to happen so she lets it falls into place, knowing Link will prevail. She's like Dr. Manhattan, she knows it, she just pretends to react to it still because that's how it should be. Let the chips lie as they may. :]

but 100% physically, she's garbage. She'll eat a dick, if you can hit her. Quantum Teloprtation via cutting the fabric of Space needed to travel over Time, (i.e. dimensions) is 100,000 times faster then the speed of light. My knowledge knows not even Link can out match that.

A second is good enough to disarm Link of his equipment. But I'll stop before I get ahead of myself in the off topic thread haha. Or before I give these other retards ammo to beat Link. <3

SHEIK Is win =D

o_O That's all flawed, by the time she mustered the TK to even lift Link off the ground, if it affected him, she'd be out.

Off topic/Ontopic/whatever: Coke or pepsi?

Those gates = heavier then Link. So, she could probably just toss his ass.

and Dr. pepper.

o_o Not neccessarily, they'd be similiar in weight, and by the time she actually used her TK, she'd be out, it takes her too long.

And you're wrong, A&W Rootbeer.

You're wrong. In & Out.

.. I need an adult D:

Get my mom now!

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The whole site is win.

Edit: It even has a page dedicated To The Pain

TVTropes is indeed one of the most addicting sites in existence.