Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE SOME MORE!?

IT'S NO FUN IF YOU DON'T FIGHT BACK.

/hammertothecrotch.

WHY WOULD I FIGHT IT WHEN IT GIVEZ ME BOUNDLESS JOYZ!?

Man, if I could get jollies by having my junk abused, I'd just walk around with an extremely offensive boner all the time.

I like meatgrinders. 🙂

I know a prep cook you could offend with your penis?

Wut

Meat grinders = exist in kitchens. Offend a prep cook, and he may volunteer your junk to his meat grinder.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I like meatgrinders. 🙂

Originally posted by General Kaliero
The horrible thing is I've seen that.

I have no idea where I'd find the picture now, sorry.

😆

Probably on bestgore, orgish, goregasm, or rotten.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I have no idea where I'd find the picture now, sorry.

Speakin' of, I've deserved to be on those sites before.

funny thing is, i was going to call you massa but i thought you wouldnt know what i was talking about.

and yea you should check rotten.

Pft, pussy shit.

Originally posted by Burning thought
I feel I know what Peach was refering too, and I think it was you calling me a troll just because I disagree with what you think in comparison to what the game actually shows 🙄

Not quite.

I'm curious. What exactly is the scale of legitimacy for defining character feats? I never really figured it out.

I know cutscenes and developer statements take a high priority, while gameplay is very dubious.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
I'm curious. What exactly is the scale of legitimacy for defining character feats? I never really figured it out.

I know cutscenes and developer statements take a high priority, while gameplay is very dubious.

I'd say that it is in this order of legitimacy:
1. High-Res Videos
2. Cutscenes
3. Official character description
4. Gameplay
5. Quotes

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
I'd say that it is in this order of legitimacy:
1. High-Res Videos
2. Cutscenes
3. Official character description
4. Gameplay
5. Quotes