I have a joke concerning this. 😐
The U.S. army can no longer afford to pay pensions for it's vets, so they decide on a new plan. Instead of paying pensions they'll allow every vet to choose two points on his body to be measured from, and he gets 100$ for every inch between them.
The first vet think's he's smart, and says from his toes to the top of his head. He gets 6500 dollars.
The second guy requests to be measured from the bottom of his foot to his hands, which he holds over his head. he gets 7200 dollars.
The third gay requests to be measuered from the tip of his penis to his testicles. He is asked "are you sure? that doesn't seem like you'd get paid well 😐". He nods. So he drops his pants and is measured.. Except he has no testicles.
"Sir, where are your testicles?"
"Vietnam."
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I have a joke concerning this. 😐The U.S. army can no longer afford to pay pensions for it's vets, so they decide on a new plan. Instead of paying pensions they'll allow every vet to choose two points on his body to be measured from, and he gets 100$ for every inch between them.
The first vet think's he's smart, and says from his toes to the top of his head. He gets 6500 dollars.
The second guy requests to be measured from the bottom of his foot to his hands, which he holds over his head. he gets 7200 dollars.
The third gay requests to be measuered from the tip of his penis to his testicles. He is asked "are you sure? that doesn't seem like you'd get paid well 😐". He nods. So he drops his pants and is measured.. Except he has no testicles.
"Sir, where are your testicles?"
"Vietnam."
I lol'd.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I have a joke concerning this. 😐The U.S. army can no longer afford to pay pensions for it's vets, so they decide on a new plan. Instead of paying pensions they'll allow every vet to choose two points on his body to be measured from, and he gets 100$ for every inch between them.
The first vet think's he's smart, and says from his toes to the top of his head. He gets 6500 dollars.
The second guy requests to be measured from the bottom of his foot to his hands, which he holds over his head. he gets 7200 dollars.
The third gay requests to be measuered from the tip of his penis to his testicles. He is asked "are you sure? that doesn't seem like you'd get paid well 😐". He nods. So he drops his pants and is measured.. Except he has no testicles.
"Sir, where are your testicles?"
"Vietnam."
So how much did he get?