Squirrel Girl vs. Karate Kid

Started by nvrbeenwthagirl7 pages

Squirrel Girl vs. Karate Kid

I think he wins. This is classic KK. What do you guys think?

sg wins

Any one? why is no one responded to the question? What is the question. you know the question. What is the matri.. Sorry. Who wins?

Oh shit.

Two gods fighting.

But the girl gets the win.

Originally posted by Jack Harkness
Oh shit.

Two gods fighting.

But the girl gets the win.

you know she can only beat people more powerful than her right? he isn't more powerful than her. just more skilled. He beats her noggin in silly.

Originally posted by Jack Harkness
Oh shit.

Two gods fighting.

But the girl gets the win.

indeed. sg wins this all day.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
you know she can only beat people more powerful than her right? he isn't more powerful than her. just more skilled. He beats her noggin in silly.
spite thread.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
you know she can only beat people more powerful than her right? he isn't more powerful than her. just more skilled. He beats her noggin in silly.
Sure, but when he starts to beat her, and thereby shows himself more powerful, something utterly inconceivable will happen to give Squirrel Girl the win.

And that's if he's constraining himself to low level martial arts. If he breaks out his comos crushing stuff, it will become a curb stomp in SG's favor.

Originally posted by Acrosurge
Sure, but when he starts to beat her, and thereby shows himself more powerful, something utterly inconceivable will happen to give Squirrel Girl the win.

And that's if he's constraining himself to low level martial arts. If he breaks out his comos crushing stuff, it will become a curb stomp in SG's favor.

He's not more powerful than her. He never was powerful. He is only more skilled. Her powers come from beating people she can't concievably beat becuz they are far more powerful. KK isn't more powerful. Squirrel Girl is a mutant so technically she is more powerful than he. He beats her ass into a pulp for her rediculous name and costume. LMAO. not that his is much better.

She beat Deadpool

Re: Squirrel Girl vs. Karate Kid

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I think he wins. This is classic KK. What do you guys think?

sq ftw

Originally posted by Endless Mike
She beat Deadpool

Dead Pool is more powerful. He's got powers and super reflexes and Super healing and advanced strength. KK has none of that.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
He's not more powerful than her. He never was powerful. He is only more skilled. Her powers come from beating people she can't concievably beat becuz they are far more powerful.
Well, that is one explanation, but overall, SG defeats characters through comedic PIS, pure and simple. Her wins aren't because she has a power source, or a mutant gene, that is triggered when she fights someone stronger.

This might be a better way to look at it; Squirrel Girl has absolutely no plausible way of defeating Thanos, therefore, she will defeat Thanos. Likewise, SG has no plausible way of defeating Karate Kid, therefore, she will in fact defeat KK. This is simple comedy.

Originally posted by Acrosurge
Well, that is one explanation, but overall, SG defeats characters through comedic PIS, pure and simple. Her wins aren't because she has a power source, or a mutant gene, that is triggered when she fights someone stronger.

This might be a better way to look at it; Squirrel Girl has absolutely no plausible way of defeating Thanos, therefore, she will defeat Thanos. Likewise, SG has no plausible way of defeating Karate Kid, therefore, she will in fact defeat KK. This is simple comedy.

But she does have a plausible way of Beating KK. She's a mutant and he's a human. She has some skill if I'm remembering correctly. KK in his classic form is her match. Cuz he just does rediculous shit too. He in no way should be dodging pre crisis krytonians and pwning half the legion. They are a couple made in heaven. Add in Black Alice and you got a threesome worthy of taking over the earth.

How can anyone debate intelligently about SG? 😂

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Dead Pool is more powerful. He's got powers and super reflexes and Super healing and advanced strength. KK has none of that.

She does have Superhuman reflexes actually. She also has claws and a sort of telepathic link to Squirrels.

We even got to seen her not only beat him in terms of skill but compensate for his healing factor.

She can and would beat KK in a fight.

SG stopped Thanos AND Doctor Doom. Does KK have some feats in that range?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
SQ stops Thanos AND Doctor Doom. Does KK have some feats in that range?

Precrisis Kryptonians and Damamites and The LEgion count?

looks like almost everyone is in agreement here that sg kicks his candy ass. sg wins this 10 out of 10.

SG ftw, just because it bother's Nvr so much.