Originally posted by Lana
US version is close to 800 pages.I was at a festival last night, and we left around 1am. We were walking down the street to our car saying fake spoilers (ie things that've happened already). Like "Snape kills Dumbledore!"
Spoiler:
Harry marries ginnyRon marris Hermione. [Scary right? WHAT A TWEEEST]
George marries that girl from the other school.
Malfoy marries some chick.
George loses an ear. [At least one of the twins do]
Hedwig dies, Snape killed Dumbledore, we all know by now and Snape dies.
Mad eye moody dies somewhere in the beginning.
Harry has three kids those they name after Dumbledore, snape, and his mother, Ivy.
He also gets the sword again.
And after 19 years the scar hasn't hurt Harry anymore, so he tells everyone as they meet at the enchanted train station. [Yes Malfoy, george, and all of them are at the place, sending their kids to Hogwarts.]
And the damn rat dies too.
Oh right.
I also hear that RON ISN'T A PUSSY ANYMORE.
Thank god for Wikipedia.org!
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Edited for use of a warning.
Vathu is in no way responsible if your own curiosity gets the better of you and you look at the spoilers. Big woop. I summed it up in about 10 lines.
Don't go whining to me about looking at it. IT SAYS SPOILERS.
So much for a 20 pound, 800 paged book, eh?