Harry Potter Last Book :: Spoiler

Started by Lana3 pages
Lana mordrem

I already knew all that stuff, I've been tracking the spoilers for some time now ermm

Vathu Rougue

So. >_>

I like to sometimes have a little fun.

But hey. While my parents and siblings are out at the gay festival thing in DC which is an hour or two away. I can get laid tonight. =D

So who's complaining? >>

Slay Skyhighatrist

Originally posted by Vathu
Spoiler:
Harry marries ginny

Ron marris Hermione. [Scary right? WHAT A TWEEEST]

George marries that girl from the other school.

Malfoy marries some chick.

George loses an ear. [At least one of the twins do]

Hedwig dies, Snape killed Dumbledore, we all know by now and Snape dies.

Mad eye moody dies somewhere in the beginning.

Harry has three kids those they name after Dumbledore, snape, and his mother, Ivy.

He also gets the sword again.

And after 19 years the scar hasn't hurt Harry anymore, so he tells everyone as they meet at the enchanted train station. [Yes Malfoy, george, and all of them are at the place, sending their kids to Hogwarts.]

And the damn rat dies too.

Oh right.
I also hear that RON ISN'T A PUSSY ANYMORE.

Thank god for Wikipedia.org!

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Edited for use of a warning.

Vathu is in no way responsible if your own curiosity gets the better of you and you look at the spoilers. Big woop. I summed it up in about 10 lines.

Don't go whining to me about looking at it. IT SAYS SPOILERS.

So much for a 20 pound, 800 paged book, eh?


Looks like that book is going to suck. Luckily, I don't have to read it.

Vathu Rougue

And because it's HP craze, I'll post this thing I found.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by BakaXero
are you serious?
I thought I'd just around say it for the fun of it. I've been telling everyone that he dies without knowing the facts 😛

Same really....

Originally posted by Lana
US version is close to 800 pages.

I was at a festival last night, and we left around 1am. We were walking down the street to our car saying fake spoilers (ie things that've happened already). Like "Snape kills Dumbledore!"

Tis of course still a spoiler and should be in spoiler tags.

Lana mordrem

Originally posted by Bardock42
Same really....

Tis of course still a spoiler and should be in spoiler tags.

Are you serious?

Something from a book that came out two years ago is not a spoiler. Saying something is a month later would be pushing it.

Slay Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by Lana
Saying something is a month later would be pushing it.

Not really. It doesn't come out in Holland or Germany until November. Seeing as we have members from both countries, it should be spoilered if someone said something in August. Just saying. ermm

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Lana
Are you serious?

Something from a book that came out two years ago is not a spoiler. Saying something is a month later would be pushing it.

Did you know that Bruce Willis' character was dead in The Sixth Sense 😐

Vathu Rougue
Originally posted by Bardock42
Did you know that Bruce Willis' character was dead in The Sixth Sense 😐

No wai. 😐

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Vathu
No wai. 😐

Point is, Spoilers don't suddenly cease to be spoilers just because the book, movie, etc. came out longer ago.

What might change it is it becoming part of popular culture, I figure what might not be a spoiler anymore is

Spoiler:
Darth Vader being Luke's father
, but some people did not read "Harry Potter and the blah blah of the blah blah gay", yet ... and that was certainly a spoiler.

Vathu Rougue
Originally posted by Bardock42
I figure what might not be a spoiler anymore is
Spoiler:
Darth Vader being Luke's father

OMG NO WAI!

SelinaAndBruce Senior Member

I have to say reading the spoilers for Book 7 makes it seem like it really sucked to me. Nothing really compelling seemed to happen or be revealed.

Vathu Rougue
Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I have to say reading the spoilers for Book 7 makes it seem like it really sucked to me. Nothing really compelling seemed to happen or be revealed.

They told more about Dumbledores heritage.

Ooooh. Interesting!

Kevy2007 Restricted

Harry Potter is gay? we know that

AngryManatee Sexy Ham Manwich

Hopefully they'll have an "uncut" version of the book with alternate endingz.

Imaginary blinded

Did anyone else notice the paraphrased Bible verse on pg 266 of the UK edition?

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by Lana
US version is close to 800 pages.

I was at a festival last night, and we left around 1am. We were walking down the street to our car saying fake spoilers (ie things that've happened already). Like "Snape kills Dumbledore!"

My brother and I walked out the store with our books proclaiming loudly "I can't believe they sold out of the books so fast." A couple of guys looked at us in horror and said "What?!" We got a good laugh since there were still about 250 books left when we were leaving.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

how much?

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by Lana
US version is close to 800 pages.

I was at a festival last night, and we left around 1am. We were walking down the street to our car saying fake spoilers (ie things that've happened already). Like "Snape kills Dumbledore!"

😂 We were doing that after the pub to the queing masses. Things like "Dumbledore is Harrys father!" and "Hermione is already pregnant with Harrys baby!" Not sure if people believed us though...

vinz07 Senior Member

guys do you have a copy of this book????