Master Chief vs Samus Aran

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Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
[QUOTE=9295503]Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I've been debating........ 🙁
No one likes you though 🙂 [/QUOTE]😆

Originally posted by Red Spartan
Well I don't know if this scenario has been brought up or not but, what if the chief radios in fro reinforcements from the UNSC?
Originally posted by Red Spartan
From experience and playing most of the games, the UNSC is far larger then the Galactic Alliance
Originally posted by Red Spartan
I mean ship wise. Overall there are 20,000+ UNSC cruisers. of course this is just the estimate I was given from the books.

And I really think that All the chief has to do is get behind Samus and hit her in the back and she will die regardless of amount of health.

Originally posted by Red Spartan
I mean ship wise. Overall there are 20,000+ UNSC cruisers. of course this is just the estimate I was given from the books.

And I really think that All the chief has to do is get behind Samus and hit her in the back and she will die regardless of amount of health.

Originally posted by Red Spartan
Oh and if we are going with game mechanics then, Samus would be outmatched in firepower because she loses ALL of her equipment every game.
Originally posted by Red Spartan
After hours of game play.
Originally posted by Red Spartan
MC has all qualities at once haha

...WTF? ermmnone

Originally posted by IceJaw
...WTF? ermmnone
Word.

Originally posted by DarkC
People need to sleep, Blaxican.

Try not to flatter yourself.

You've been sleeping for three days ermm

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
You've been sleeping for three days ermm

No, that's why I left that particular moment.

And I come onto this thread when I want to, not when other people expect me to.

Fine, fine I'm sorry Mr.BaddassAzn. Why are you so defensive all the time?

"z0MFG I say whatever I want, Blaxican. "

"I come here when I want, not when people expect me to come. " No opens trying to suspend your freaking rights or something, calm down. Or is my telling you to calm down offensive as well?

Btw... I expected you to come at the tiem that you did. So ha.

I'm defensive now because you made this comment about you scaring me off when I failed to reply when I had retired to bed.

You see, I don't like it when people make silly claims.

My explaining that I reply when I feel like it instead of when other people expect me to is supposed to account for my so-called three-day absence. Nothing having to do with rights. Clear? Try not to jump to conclusions like that.

No, telling me to calm down doesn't offend me, but it's really a remarkably stupid thing to do when you're attempting to read my current state of mind from cleartext alone.

Because I don't use smilies that much when I talk or at all rather means I'm permanently jumpy? I don't think so.

Neg, it may not mean it, but it certainly appears that you have a stick up your ass. You don't need even a 3rd grade reading education to realize that "scaring you off" was a joke. And I was simply poking fun at your reply. Again, it's obvious that you weren't really sleeping for three days.

😬

If you can't read internet sarcasm, then you don't belong on the Internet. People say it's hard to read internet sarcasm, but I and the people I hang out with never have any trouble with it.

Forgot about this funny part.

I said this

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No! Get out of here! Neg I say, neg! We don't like your kind around here!

And you jumped off the gun and, again, got defensive. So yes I think you are inehritantly defensive. WHat I just said above, that was a Star Wars quote.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
pfft. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

In A New Hope an ALien says that to Luke in the Cantina. 😬

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Neg, it may not mean it, but it certainly appears that you have a stick up your ass.

If that is true, Blaxican, then about a few dozen people have sticks up their asses according to you. Ridiculous.

Because I'm somewhat blunt means I have a stick up my ass, right? Wrong. I'm blunt, I know that, but it doesn't mean I overreact or get defensive about absolutely everything and anything.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
You don't need even a 3rd grade reading education to realize that "scaring you off" was a joke.

I know it was mainly a joke. Doesn't mean I still like it, do I? No, I didn't.

This whole "it's only a joke calm down" business has been used on me more than once, Blaxican.
And don't insult my intelligence, thanks.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
And I was simply poking fun at your reply. Again, it's obvious that you weren't really sleeping for three days.

Yeah, of course it is, but it's still poking at me not being there for three days, isn't it?

Which I explained. And you took it the wrong way as well.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
If you can't read internet sarcasm, then you don't belong on the Internet.

I can usually sense when people are being sarcastic, Blaxican, but it doesn't mean I like it.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
People say it's hard to read internet sarcasm, but I and the people I hang out with never have any trouble with it.

Because I choose to react to a sarcastic comment means I cannot understand that it was meant to be sarcastic? Wrong.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I said this. And you jumped off the gun and, again, got defensive. So yes I think you are inehritantly defensive.

I got defensive that time because:

1.) You were telling me to get out for some reason.

Do you think people like it when some random person just simply has it in them to tell them to get out?

2.) You told me you didn't like my kind in here.

What kind? What group have I been branded in? Who are you to judge who I am?

3.) You didn't do anything to indicate you were just joking.

And now you're telling me that, "Oh", it was simply meant as a joke.

And by the way, if I react once defensively doesn't mean that I am inherently defensive.

[i]OriWhat I just said above, that was a Star Wars quote.[/b]

And I didn't react to so-called Star Wars post. What's your point?

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Which is why it is a much better thread than the original legendary one.

I should find out the where abouts of liquid fire hmm

If that is true, Blaxican, then about a few dozen people have sticks up their asses according to you. Ridiculous.

Uh.Yeah, actually. there ARE a dozen people with sticks up there asses. Welcome to the internetz.

Because I'm somewhat blunt means I have a stick up my ass, right? Wrong.

Neg. Realizing that I'm joking and still getting mad because you don't like to have jokes aimed at you from someone across the country means you have a stick up your ass.

I know it was mainly a joke. Doesn't mean I still like it, do I? No, I didn't.

I never said you had to, getting defensive again. Still means the stick si there, though.

This whole "it's only a joke calm down" business has been used on me more than once, Blaxican.

So? It's still right.

And don't insult my intelligence, thanks.

I wasn't even implying anything.. just pointing out the obvious.

Yeah, of course it is, but it's still poking at me not being there for three days, isn't it?[quote]

Okay, so? Just come out and say it. You can't take a joke.

[quote]Which I explained. And you took it the wrong way as well.

Took what the wrong way. All I can really see is that your taking offense from obvious, harmless jokes.

I can usually sense when people are being sarcastic, Blaxican, but it doesn't mean I like it.

Fine. The stick is still there, though. If you actually thought that I was being real and you misinterprested, then it would just be an honest mistake. But seeing as you just said that you knew it was a joek but took offense anyway proves my point.

Because I choose to react to a sarcastic comment means I cannot understand that it was meant to be sarcastic? Wrong.

Did I say that? Neg.

I got defensive that time because:

1.) You were telling me to get out for some reason.

Do you think people like it when some random person just simply has it in them to tell them to get out?

2.) You told me you didn't like my kind in here.

What kind? What group have I been branded in? Who are you to judge who I am?

Again the whole thing is a Star Wars quote.

3.) You didn't do anything to indicate you were just joking.

I thought you said you could read sarcasm well? Funny, because the day that I posted that I was bored, so I posted that same thing on several different boards to different people and you're the only one who reacted negatively.

And now you're telling me that, "Oh", it was simply meant as a joke.

Hey, you said you could read sarcasm well. The other 5+ people who I sent that too realized I wasn't being serious, why didn't you?

And by the way, if I react once defensively doesn't mean that I am inherently defensive.

No, but doing so 3 times in a row, 2 of which you said you already knew were jokes, leads one to believe so.

And I didn't react to so-called Star Wars post. What's your point?

Yeah you did, actually.

"What the hell? I'll say something if I want, Blaxican. "

c'mon guys

don't ruin this thread please, do it over PM or off topic thread or something or else a mod will come and will close this thread again.. please

Fine. If DarkC is that desperate to argue with me, he can do it by PM.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
It's really very limiting, restricting Samus only to prime , while everything MC has ever used throughout all of Halo is avalable to him.

Give her the rest of the Prime series at least...

Are you serious? She has Ice Beams, Fire/Plasma Beams, Rockets, Morph ball + mines, energy hooks, shitload of tanks phason blasts etc.

She still has everything she needs to take a victory.

Originally posted by IceJaw
...WTF? ermmnone

We know. duriroll

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Are you serious? She has Ice Beams, Fire/Plasma Beams, Rockets, Morph ball + mines, energy hooks, shitload of tanks phason blasts etc.

She still has everything she needs to take a victory.

And she indeed does take that victory. Samus 6/10

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Uh.Yeah, actually. there ARE a dozen people with sticks up there asses. Welcome to the internetz.

No, it’s a simple matter of you applying silly, hasty tags upon everyone whom you seem to see as overreacting. Like me, for instance. You seem to be under the impression that I have something stuck up my ass simply for what, picking to defend myself from a silly jab? Explaining things you brought up?

If anything, Blaxican, I don’t think you’re in a justifiable position to tell anyone that that they are overreacting, let alone me.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Neg. Realizing that I'm joking and still getting mad because you don't like to have jokes aimed at you from someone across the country means you have a stick up your ass.

What is this kind of reasoning? Terrible logic.

And no, I’m not angry or seriously offended, simply defensive. I don’t like being told that I have a “stick stuck up my ass”. You don’t know me, so try not to analyze my mind like you actually know what’s going on, thanks. You don’t see me making these kinds of pointless assumptions towards you, Blaxican, do you?

Because I act defensive and explain myself against apparent jokes that to me, are slightly putting me down means I have a stick stuck up my ass? No sense whatsoever. As I said, terrible.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I never said you had to, getting defensive again. Still means the stick si there, though.

Try not to be so “perceptive”, Blaxican.

It doesn’t mean that every time I attempt to explain something I’m raising my proverbial shield. When people make attempts to guess my state of mind simply from plaintext they’re wrong about ninety percent of the time.

And really, you start using this ridiculous nonsense analogy about some stick. If you think I’m uptight, then say it forthright instead of using rude and insulting ways to do it.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
So? It's still right.

Like I said before, Blaxican, try not to flatter yourself.

I didn’t overreact at all, I simply reacted to it. An attempt to explain myself isn’t overreacting, is it? I wasn’t even being wordy there.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I wasn't even implying anything.. just pointing out the obvious.

You were, Blaxican, so don’t do about waving untruths like a communist flag.

You said that I apparently did not recognize sarcasm when a person with a “third grade level education” could means that I’m dumber than they are in that one disregard. An insult on my intelligence, plain and simple.

If you’re going to do so, that’s that. I may not like it, but at least it’s better than a silly attempt to deny that you were doing so.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Took what the wrong way.

See below, you’re seeing my replies as all defensive-like.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
All I can really see is that your taking offense from obvious, harmless jokes.

Would I really deign to take offense if they actually were obviously harmless?

No, I wouldn’t. See, this is what I mean when you’re seeing things the wrong way. You’re attempting to read my current state of mind from bare, bland plaintext and failing miserably.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Fine. The stick is still there, though. If you actually thought that I was being real and you misinterprested, then it would just be an honest mistake.

And can I really be blamed for taking something to heart when you included no smilies, no hints at all of joking?

I knew the latter two comments were silly little jokes because there were smilies to indicate that you weren’t really being serious, but the first one is entirely out of my hands altogether.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
But seeing as you just said that you knew it was a joek but took offense anyway proves my point.

What point, that I’m naturally defensive? No, it doesn’t.

All it proves is that I reacted defensively to one comment made of yours. Other than that? Zip and zilch.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Again the whole thing is a Star Wars quote.

The first quote of yours I reacted to, the one where you told me to get out, I don’t really care if it’s a Star Wars quote or not, Blaxican. People use movie quotes as detrimental insults often.

If someone tells me to “get out” and that they don’t like “my kind” in here, without an indication that they’re really just joking, do you think that’s a good way to offend someone? I do. I chose to take it seriously because there was no indication otherwise. It still doesn’t make me unreasonably over-reactive or inherently defensive.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I thought you said you could read sarcasm well? Funny, because the day that I posted that I was bored, so I posted that same thing on several different boards to different people and you're the only one who reacted negatively.

Like I’ve said more than once, Blaxican, simply knowing that something is a joke doesn’t make it particularly amusing to the person it’s being directed at. They probably knew you or didn’t really bother with it because they’re used to it and knew you didn’t really mean serious insult. I didn’t know that first one was a joke because nothing indicated such, the other two I could tell were.

Do you think you would appreciate it very much if someone superglued your pants to the seat, as a “joke”?
Do you think, back when racism was still rampant, a white person would get away with calling a black person “******” and saying it was only a “joke”?

Some things just aren’t meant to be funny, Blaxican.

It’s like me here, I’ve been made fun of for being of Asian descent, both as fun jabs and serious insults. I don’t take kindly to someone telling me to “get out” because they don’t like my “kind” in here.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Hey, you said you could read sarcasm well. The other 5+ people who I sent that too realized I wasn't being serious, why didn't you?

Maybe I’m the odd man out? Gee, I don’t know?

Seriously, Blaxican, because I failed to interpret one example of sarcasm doesn’t mean I suck at it. See above.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No, but doing so 3 times in a row, 2 of which you said you already knew were jokes, leads one to believe so.

No, that’s just you seeing things the wrong way. I reacted to the first one defensively. Not the other two. Try not to exaggerate so much.

Telling you that people do need to sleep when you were making some silly claim about scaring me off? Not really defensive.
Telling you that I choose to reply or peruse a thread when the spirit moves me to account for my three-day absence? Not really defensive.

I suggest you stop attempting to read my mind, because you’re clearly wrong. Some explanations are defensive, but a one or two-liner briefer isn’t.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Yeah you did, actually.

I’ll rephrase: I did not react to the second part of that statement, which by the way was the only part you included in your own quote.
Being vague doesn’t help.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Fine. If DarkC is that desperate to argue with me, he can do it by PM

Hahaha, telling me that I'm "desperate" to argue with you when you're the one who originally accused me of being too defensive anyways? Rich.

Like I've said, Blaxican, try not to flatter yourself.

And by the way: another failure at a clearly poor attempt to read my current state of mind.

Wasted words, DarkC. I haven't, nor intend to, read what you've posted. I already said I was done arguing with you.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Wasted words, DarkC. I haven't, nor intend to, read what you've posted. I already said I was done arguing with you.

Escapism? Fine, that's entirely out of my business together.